Not sure what kind of degree this school gets you but I want one…
Gooner School (2023)
Studio: Evil Angel
Directors: Sheena Shaw and John Stagliano
- Sheena Shaw
- Tommy King
- Aiden Starr
- Gia Derza
- Sophia Burns
- John Stagliano
Evil Angel has just released Gooner School and it is chock-full of all manner of Girl/Girl debauchery. The thing is co-directed by the legendary John Stagliano and new-ish to directing Sheena Shaw and features an all-star cast of some of the hottest women currently working in smut. There’s also a whole bunch of butt stuff.
But maybe not the type of butt stuff that you’re expecting.
While Evil Angel movies – and especially those involving John Stagliano – are known for lots of ultra-hardcore anal action, Gooner School takes more of a teasing approach. To quote Sheena Shaw, who not only co-directed but also appears throughout most of the film…
Gooner School was created in dedication to anyone with an appreciation for the inconsummate ass tease. That’s all you’re getting — an anal-centric, ass-obsessed tease, and if that’s not something you’ve a very dedicated interest in, I might raise an eyebrow at your decision to watch this movie because by watching this, you’re about to fall down a deep, dark, very specific crevice.
So, yeah, hold on tight to something when you watch this. Otherwise, you might fall into someone’s butt hole.
Gooner School | Let’s talk about the ladies…
Any conversation about Gooner School must begin with Sheena Shaw. In addition to being one of the movie’s directors, she also appears in each of its six scenes. That’s a lot of Sheena Shaw, fam. A hardcore O.G., Sheena has well over 200 dirty videos to her credit going all the way back to 2011. Some of her latest on-screen work includes bangers such as Double Anal Angels (Evil Angel), Anal HAVOC (Evil Angel), and the very excellent Petting Zoo (Evil Angel).
Tommy King shares the Gooner School DVD cover with Sheena Shaw. One of the industry’s hottest new talents, Tommy was ranked by Die-Screaming as being one of the ten best new starlets of 2022. In addition to her showing here, some of her other highlights of this year include her scenes in P.O.V. Anal Sluts (Evil Angel) and Anal.Oil.Latex 3 (Evil Angel). And if you wanna see even more of her doing what she does, give her a follow on X.
Aiden Starr is always a fun time. She also happens to be an AVN Hall of Fame inductee with over two decades’ worth of experience in Porn. And as anyone who’s ever seen Aiden perform in anything will testify, this woman bangs as hard as anyone. Examples of her top-shelf talents can be found in such joints as The Altar of Aphrodite (Pornfidelity), Fucking Teens (Evil Angel), and Transsexual Addiction 4 (Evil Angel).
Gooner School is one of the last films that Gia Derza made before she retired from Porn earlier this year. It also needs to be said that right up until she walked away, Gia was easily one of the most elite performers working in XXX. In fact, Die-Screaming included her on its list of the 10 best female pornstars of 2021. Other examples of her greatness would certainly include Gia (Evil Angel), Extreme Lesbian Anal (LesbianX), and Raw 33 (Jules Jordan Video).
Sophia Burns rounds out the Gooner School cast. Already an AVN-nominated performer with over 125 adult films to her credit just two years after getting her start in the industry, Sophia is absolutely someone that you need to be keeping an eye on. And if you haven’t already, put the rest of your life on an immediate hold and go watch her in Not Too Young For Anal 3 (Evil Angel) and Brand New Girls Vol. 2 (Elegant Angel). You won’t be disappointed.
What do you think?
Gooner School is available now on digital and will soon be released on DVD. The film features six hardcore Girl/Girl scenes and has a total runtime of 3 hours and 15 minutes.
What are your thoughts on all of these butt shenanigans? Tell us all about it in the comments section below because, damnit, that’s what Jesus would want you to do, sinner.