It’s a live action porn parody that actually looks like the cartoon…
Not South Park XXX (2013)
Award-winning director Will Ryder blends XXX hardcore sex in a porn parody of Comedy Central’s South Park in what might be the dirtiest, most offensive porn movie ever. Kyle falls in love with a junior college co-ed but Cartman discovers she’s a porn star. Witness pink, juicy pussy & ass fucked & stuffed by huge cocks amidst ethnic jokes & dim sexual wit. Hilarious & sexy as fuck!
Studio: X-Play
Director: Will Ryder
Starring:
- Tommy Pistol
- Anthony Rosano
- Dane Cross
- Kevin Wang
- Kurt Lockwood
- Liv Revamped
- Hillary Scott
- Alliison Moore
- Aria Austin
- Amanda Blow
- Katie Summers
- Will Ryder
- Scott David
About a month ago, I first posted about the upcoming Not South Park XXX porn parody. The film – directed by Will Ryder and produced by X-Play – is a live action porn parody that focuses on the boys of South Park turning eighteen and learning about girls and sex. I’m not sure the world is ready for South Park porn…but here it is.
And if anyone can pull off crafting an adult film based on a beloved cartoon, it would be Will Ryder. For those unaware, Mr. Ryder has made a very successful career out of spoofing popular television shows and movies. In addition to his recently announced Wizard Of Oz parody, Will has also helmed such films as The Flinstones XXX, Not Married With Children XXX and Not The Cosbys XXX.
When I first told you about the South Park parody, we didn’t know a whole lot about who would be playing which characters. But now we do. The film stars Anthony Rosano (Cartman), Dane Cross (Kyle), Tommy Pistol (Stan), and Kevin Wang (Kenny). That, my friend, represents a very impressive lineup of some of the industry’s top XXX male talent.
Hillary Scott is easily the best known of all the ladies featured in this flick. As one of the most accomplished XXX starlets of the past decade, Hillary has performed in hundreds of adult films since 2004. It would be impossible to give a complete rundown of all the industry trophies that she’s won over the years, but it’s worth noting that Hillary was the 2006 XRCO Female Performer of the Year and the 2007 AVN Female Performer of the Year. On top of that, Die-Screaming has ranked her one of the 10 Best Female Pornstars of the 2000s.
Adding some additional spice to the town of South Park will be Aria Austin, Allison Moore, Amanda Blow, Live Revamped (aka Liv Aguilera), and Katie Summers. With the exception of Ms. Summers, each of these ladies is still relatively new to the adult film biz, having made their XXX debuts within the past year or two. As for Katie Summers, she’s been doing smut since 2009 and can add “AVN Nominated Performer” to her resume.
Not South Park XXX is set to be released from X-Play on April 22nd, features five hardcore scenes and has a total runtime of 1 hour 50 minutes.
What are your thoughts on this latest Will Ryder parody? Tell us all about it in the comments below or I’ll hate you forever.
