I liked her before she started doing naked stuff but NOW SHE’S DOING NAKED STUFF…
You might not know who Sarah Beattie is. She isn’t any sort of major celebrity but is arguably one of the most entertaining people on Twitter. I’ve been a longtime fan of her tweets so I was pretty excited when she announced a few days ago that she had just started an OnlyFans account.
Who is Sarah Beattie?
I already told you that Sarah Beattie is a funny Twitter person. The life of a porn blogger is especially horrible so I try to keep my spirits up by following people who occasionally make me LOL and so when I came across her Twitter feed, I became a quick fan of hers.
And guess what else? She also writes a comic book. A funny, intelligent woman who also writes comic books and posts pictures of her tits? Yes! The series she authors, Money Shot, is about hot space sex and is published by Vault Comics and is co-written by Tim Seeley. You can read the first issue for free but you probably won’t because you’re just here for the pictures of boobs.
She also co-starred in the TV show The Fall and has been involved in all sorts of Internet drama involving her saying she was a contributor to Saturday Night Live (she wasn’t) and offering a blowjob to anyone who punched some Trump-loving teenager in the face. If you wanna know more about that stuff just Google it or go to a porn blog that’s written by someone who is actually good at what they do.
Should you follow Sarah Beattie on OnlyFans?
Do what you wanna do, homie. If you do decide to subscribe to her OnlyFans, it will cost you $10.99 a month (as of this writing). I should also mention that while I don’t know if Ms. Beattie plans on posting anything beyond some softcore porn shots, she is not a pornstar and hasn’t previously (that I’m aware of) released any kind of sex tape or posted nudes to Twitter or anything like that.
I’ll likely end up subscribing for at least a month to see what’s up. I’m already a fan of her non-naked work and I’m easily impressed by boobs of any sort so I think this will be worth it for me. Plus, even if her OnlyFans does turn out to be lame, I make poor financial decisions on a regular basis and that $10.99 will not be the dumbest shit that I do with my money this month, I assure you.
Wish me luck!
What do you think?
What are your thoughts on Sarah Beattie jumping into the smut game? I honestly don’t care what you think but the demon who runs this shitty website hits me if I don’t ask that question at the end of every blog post.