Why does being a rockstar have to be so goddamn hard…
Love Song (2019)
Ricky (Small Hands) is an aspiring rock star and his supportive girlfriend (Aiden Ashley) is there to help on his journey to the top. Things seem perfect until a manipulative band manager (Joanna Angel) gets into Ricky’s head and turns his world upside down. Sometimes there is a nightmare beneath a dream coming true.
Studio: Wicked Pictures
Director: Mike Quasar
Starring:
- Aiden Ashley
- Small Hands
- Joanna Angel
- Kissa Sins
- Whitney Wright
- Kenzie Taylor
- Chad Alva
- Marcus London
Love Song is the first XXX feature movie of 2019 that I’m really excited to see. The film has all sorts of great things going for it and the trailer for it seems to confirm that it’s got solid potential. And it features lots of wreckless whiskey drinking so I can relate to it on a personal level.
I mentioned that Love Song has a lot of great going on with it and that includes the fact that it’s written and directed by Mike Quasar. All Mr. Quasar does is routinely turn out terrific smutty videos and is, in my opinion, one of the most talented people currently working in porn. So seeing his name next to the director’s credit is a big deal.
Love Song | This lineup of performers is absolute tits…
One of the first things that caught my attention about Love Song was seeing that Aiden Ashley stars in it. I happen to be a pretty big fan of Ms. Ashley’s and we really haven’t seen a whole lot from her over the past few years. So seeing her with a leading role in a XXX feature film alongside Small Hands and Joanna Angel made me smile.
Now let’s talk about Small Hands. Any feature movie that has him in a major role is worth a watch. Ranked by Die-Screaming as the #6 Best Male Pornstar of 2018, Small Hands is at his best when given the chance to showcase both his hardcore and dramatic acting skills. And casting him in a rock and roll themed porn feature? Perfect.
And speaking of perfect, did I mention that Joanna Angel also has a starring role in Love Song? I’m seriously asking that question because I drink a lot of whiskey while writing this shit and I’m starting to lose the narrative here. But Joanna Angel is in Love Song and she is really good. How good? Die-Screaming ranked her at the #1 MILF and #10 Best Female Pornstar of 2018. That good.
I also was all sorts of excited to see Kissa Sins as part of this cast. Anyone who reads this blog on the regular (basically only my mom) knows that I write a whole bunch about Mrs. Sins and think she’s just incredible. And any scene that’s directed by Mike Quasar and features her doing sex stuff along with Small Hands is probably gonna be a good time.
Whitney Wright, Kenzie Taylor, Chad Alva, and Marcus London are all really great, too, but they’re all just getting crammed into this one paragraph because I just don’t have the strength or attention span to keep writing stuff. I’ll do better next time.
SPOILER ALERT: I won’t actually do better next time because I’m a garbage person and the worst porn blogger ever.
What do you think?
Love Song is available right now from Wicked Pictures, features five hardcore scenes, and has a total runtime of 2 hours 15 minutes.
What are your thoughts on all of this? Use the comments box below and be sure to flush when you’re done, you disgusting Internet person.
