How do you make Star Wars better? Add boobs and hardcore sex…
Hand Solo (2018)
When a smuggler ship explodes around a nearby planet, every smuggler in the galaxy wants a piece of the prize! Hand Solo, joined by his trusty crew of misfits, takes a perilous journey through space with the ultimate goal of becoming the most revered smuggler in the galaxy (and every inviting pussy that comes with it)!
Studio: Digital Playground
Director: Dick Bush
- Robby Echo
- Isiah Maxwell
- Valentina Nappi
- Athena Palomino
- Carly Rae
- Danny D
So the Solo movie didn’t end up being a mega blockbuster like the rest of its Star Wars cousins. Whatever. That hasn’t stopped Digital Playground from making their own Solo porn parody. Hand Solo (see what they did there…) features a talented cast of performers, a bunch of CGI and Boba Fett. What’s not to like about this?
I’m sure Disney would have an answer to that but no one’s asking them.
Over the past few years, Star Wars porn parodies have exploded in popularity and Digital Playground has been one of the leading studios in this genre. Last year, DP released Star Wars Underworld: A Porn Parody and followed that up this year with Star Wars: The Last Temptation. Both of those joints feature the same high-production value (for a porn film, anyway) that appears to have been applied to Hand Solo.
Hand Solo | Who are these smugglers and bounty hunters?
Robby Echo plays the lead role of Hand Solo and seems to do a pretty solid job of passing for a young Han Solo. For those not familiar, Robby has been doing the XXX thing since 2014 and has earned multiple AVN award nominations for his work over the years. He’s also had more sex with more women than the entire state of Utah will have in the next decade.
Valentina Nappi is one of the baddest women currently working in smut. That isn’t just big talk, homie. Ms. Valentina has performed in well over four-hundred hardcore movies since 2012, has won multiple AVN awards and took home the trophy for the 2017 XBIZ Foreign Female Performer of the Year. Having her as part of the Hand Solo cast makes this movie worth the price of admission, in my book.
Athena Palomino is fairly new to the porn game, having just made her debut last year. To date, she’s performed in about twenty-five hardcore videos and is also doing some featured dancing stuff. For those of you who read the words I type on this website (most don’t, I know), you’ll recall I also wrote about one of her other movies — Mick’s Pornstar Initiations (Evil Angel) — a few months ago.
Carly Rae has been doing porn since 2013 and I haven’t written about her once on this goddamn blog. Because I’m obviously stupid. A native of the United Kingdom, American audiences might not be super-familiar with the bulk of her work, though she has done stuff with Brazzers and Evil Angel. I’ll try to be a better person and write more about Carly Rae going forward.
Playing the role of Lando Calrissian is Isiah Maxwell. Mr. Maxwell shouldn’t require much of an introduction because he’s one of the industry’s leading men and performs in crazy amounts of scenes each month. He was also ranked by Die-Screaming as being the #4 Best Male Pornstar of 2017. Some of his most recent work includes Best New Starlets 2018 (Elegant Angel) and Control Freak (TrenchcoatX).
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