A porn movie that features lesbian ghosts from the Eighties…
Final Girl (2022)
What happens when you shoot an adult video in a haunted house? A lot of lesbian sex with horny ghosts! It all starts with a flashback to the 80s with Kira Noir and Lizzie Love sneaking into an old house for some hanky-panky and discovering a lonely and very horny ghost (Victoria Sunshine). Fast forward to present-day filmmaker, Pristine Edge, capturing Maya Farrell and Ana Foxxx engaged in truly haunting sex. Will anyone escape the masked serial killer stalking the house? Witness the all-ghost threesome with tongue-wagging & finger-banging train and ask if anyone would want to escape.
Studio: Adam & Eve
Director: Andre Madness
- Pristine Edge
- Ana Foxxx
- Kira Noir
- Maya Farrell
- Lizzie Love
- Victoria Sunshine
The very fine people over at Adam & Eve are preparing to release Final Girl on DVD and so the evil master Satan has commanded me to tell you all about it. The movie is an all-girl feature that serves up ghosts, Eighties vibes, masked killers and lots of hardcore lesbian sex. That’s a lot for a porn, right?
Having this thing directed by Andre Madness is pretty rad, too. For those not familiar, Mr. Madness is an AVN Hall of Fame inductee who’s helmed nearly 375 adult films going back all the way to 1992. Over the years, he’s been nominated for a whole bunch of awards, including multiple Best Director nods from both AVN and NightMoves. Having him attached to this movie certainly add to the “I wanna see this” factor, at least for me.
Final Girl | Let’s talk about the ladies…
Pristine Edge has her picture front and center on the box art for Final Girl, so I guess we’ll start with her. A hardcore O.G. who’s been performing in smut movies since 2014, Pristine might also be one of the most criminally underrated talents currently working in the dirty movie business. I say that because she doesn’t get nearly the amount of acclaim that she should, despite performing in dozens of top-tier XXX films over the years. Examples of such work would include bangers like Forbidden Affairs Vol. 8: My Best Friend’s Husband (Sweet Sinner), Meet Mandingo 7 (Hard X) and Bangin’ Assholes (Evil Angel).
For me, the best thing about this movie is the fact that it features Ana Foxxx. Easily one of the industry’s most important starlets of the past decade, Ana has performed in over 700 adult movies since 2012. If you’ve at all been paying attention to this website this year (HAHAHAHA I know you haven’t…), then you know that she’s putting together a very impressive 2022 campaign. In addition to her two scenes in this joint, Ana has also performed in other major releases like Torn (Dorcel), Maid To Kill (Sparks Entertainment) and SpideyPool XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (Wicked Pictures).
Oh damn, Kira Noir is in Final Girl, too? Yes. This is also a very good thing because Kira is a legit superstar talent and one of the sexiest women on the planet. Ranked by Die-Screaming as one of the 10 best female pornstars of 2020, she also won the AVN Best Supporting Actress award in each of the previous two years. Some of Kira Noir’s highlights over the past few years include scenes in The Art Of Anal Sex 13 (Tushy), Naughty Black Housewives 4 (Elegant Angel) and Ethnicity (Wicked Pictures).
This is my first time writing about Maya Farrell. Sine making her XXX debut in 2019, Maya has performed in just over 100 dirty movies, in addition to the content that she produces for her Onlyfans. In addition to her scene in Final Girl (she does Girl/Girl with Ana Foxxx), some of her other recent work includes 8th Street Latinas Vol. 42 (Reality Kings), Interracial Affairs (Adam & Eve) and The Cute Little Babysitter 12 (New Sensations).
Lizzie Love is a brand new talent and has so far performed in less than five adult films, with her role in Final Girl being the highest profile performance of her career up to this point. On her Twitter account, Lizzie mentions that she had to take a mental health break from performing but is now back at it, hopefully meaning that we’ll soon be seeing more from her. Because supporting new talent is always the right thing to do, go sign up for her Onlyfans to see more of her doing what she does.
Victoria Sunshine is also an XXX rookie. A native of England, Victoria has about 10 hardcore films to her credit up to this point and describes herself in her Twitter bio as a “rockstar + cockstar”. Fair enough. In Final Girl, she performs in two of the film’s four hardcore scenes (a Girl/Girl with Pristine Edge and a threesome with Ana Foxxx and Kira Noir), making this a potential breakout showing for her. If you aren’t already paying attention to the work this lady is doing, I would strongly encourage you to start doing that now.
What do you think?
Final Girl is available now on digital from Adam & Eve and will soon be released on DVD. The film features four hardcore scenes and has a total runtime of 1 hour 47 minutes.
What are your thoughts on all of this? Tell us all about it in the comments section below because you’ll never make any friends just sitting there like a creeper.