Vivid prepares to release Axel Braun’s X-Men XXX porn parody…
X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2014)
It was just a matter of time until mutants got the porn parody treatment, courtesy of legendary director Axel Braun and adult powerhouse Vivid Entertainment… and it was worth the wait! Wolverine, Rogue, Cyclops, Jean Grey, Storm, Colossus, Kitty Pryde, and Polaris join forces with Professor X to defeat the villains lead by Magneto, in yet another Braun masterpiece bound to become an instant classic.
Studio: Vivid Entertainment
Director: Axel Braun
Starring:
- Tommy Gunn
- Allie Haze
- Skin Diamond
- Katie St. Ives
- Andy San Dimas
- Chanel Preston
- Mike Moz
- Tom Byron
- Jeanie Marie Sullivan
- Billy Glide
- Alec Knight
- Peter Oh Tool
- J. Jay
- AJ Sloan
It feels like I’ve been writing about the Axel Braun X-Men porn parody for years. Actually…I have been. Finally, though, X-Men XXX is about to be released by Vivid Entertainment. We will finally have the mutant superpowered fuck flick that we’ve all been impatiently waiting for.
X-Men XXX was actually directed by Axel Braun and finished up almost 3 years ago. I was reporting on casting updates for the movie back in November 2011. And from 2012 on, we began getting quick teases about the movie. And while everyone knew it existed, Vivid made the decision to stockpile it and keep it under wraps for a few years. Now, FINALLY, the damn thing is about to be released.
Obviously, a lot has changed since X-Men XXX was first announced all those years ago. Allie Haze is no longer a Vivid contract girl. Axel Braun is no longer working for Vivid either, having moved on to Wicked Entertainment. Billy Glide (who plays Colossus) is dead. And Fox has just released a new X-Men movie; Days of Future Past.
The back cover of the X-Men XXX DVD case (above) gives us a preview of some of the hardcore X-Men sex that people have been itching to see. Emma Frost and Rogue fucking Magneto. Jean Grey and Cyclops. Wolverine and Rogue. Wolverine and Polaris. Colossus and Kitty Pryde. And, oh God, is that Storm sucking on The Blob’s nuts?!?
It’s also worth noting that Axel Braun went to some pretty impressive lengths to make an X-Men porn parody that featured the character costumes from the Marvel comic books. He’s also included a few characters (Polaris and the Foreigner) who haven’t yet appeared in the mainstream X-Men movies. All of this is in-line with what Braun has done with his other comic book porn parodies like Batman XXX, Avengers XXX, and Superman vs Spider-Man XXX.
The X-Men porn parody wasn’t the only Axel Braun movie that Vivid has been holding in reserve. The studio is also believed to have a Fantastic Four porn parody, which has been talked about almost as long as X-Men XXX.
X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody is set to be released on July 30th from Vivid Entertainment.
What are your thoughts on the long awaited X-Men porn parody? Do you think the movie has any chance of living up the literal years of hype surrounding it? Let us know in the comments below.
