ThePornDude.com organizes the Internet’s porn so you don’t have to…
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The Internet is full of shitty porn. That is a fact. Speaking as a drunken idiot who alternates between mixing bad life decisions with whiskey and watching more porn than should be possible…I’ve seen a lot of shit, man. ThePornDude.com is a website that is meant to help with that problem.
The shitty porn. Not the whiskey induced bad life decisions.
What The Porn Dude does is categorize and rank various online porn sites across sixty categories. Can you even think of sixty different categories of porn? ThePornDude.com can and has dedicated itself to curating “the best” porn sites for each of this multitude of genres. Everything from basic tube sites to more specialized things like Hentai, Scat and Piss, and Fake Celebrity Nudes.
If you were to attempt to find, rank, and categorize all of this porn, it would literally take months of your life. And if I were to try it, I would probably just get distracted and never finish. Because that is the story of my life and why I’m writing this on a laptop that I bartered from a clown in exchange for unspeakable sexual favors. Anyway, my point here is that The Porn Dude has done all of the hard work involved with porn (finding it), so all you have to is click on a link and watch it.
And if what I’ve already told you about ThePornDude.com wasn’t enough for you to want to go visit the site, I should also point out that the site is super clean. No banner ads, popups, popunders, or spyware. So you can go there and not have to worry about a bunch of shit slowing down your computer or phone and filling it full of viruses and hacker shit. So that’s good and stuff.
You are going to spend a lot of your life searching for and consuming porn. Visiting the Porn Dude’s website costs you a total of zero money and puts you a click away from hundreds of the top rated XXX sites in existence. Basically, if you don’t go there the next time you’re on a smut quest (or now, why not?), you’re being fucking stupid.