Siri Returns to Porn

After more than five years away, Siri is back to doing XXX…

It’s official…Siri has returned to porn.  Before she announced her retirement at the beginning of 2015, Siri was one of the industry’s most popular starlets and seemed to be on the verge of XXX superstardom.  Her decision to step away from doing smut seemed sudden and left her legion of fans clamoring for her return.  And now she’s back.

Want more good news?  We won’t have to wait very long to see Siri in new hardcore scenes.  She’s already shot at least one new scene earlier this month — a B/G/G threesome with Angela White and Kieran Lee — and will likely be shooting a bunch more stuff in the coming days and weeks.

Why did Siri retire from porn?  And why did she decide to come back?

Fair questions.  As I mentioned above, Siri’s retirement announcement back in January 2015 caught a whole bunch of people off guard.  And after more than five years away, many of even her biggest fans probably gave up hope on her returning to smut.  In a feature article over at AVN’s website, Siri spoke about what drove her decision to step away from XXX…

There are a lot of reasons that kind of like cumulatively had built up to where I realized I could not do this any more. I’ve gotta do something else. If I had to really summarize it … essentially it was just for my own mental health.

I always feel like it’s important to clarify the depression I was experiencing didn’t really have anything to do with my work in adult entertainment. In fact, it was like being on set was a release in a way from feeling the bad things I was feeling and in a lot of ways it was helping me process those feelings. But it came down to the pressure I felt from my immediate family, from my parents, who really didn’t handle any of it well—that was a huge factor for me.

I was very public about the fact that I was married in the industry back then, and that was another big thing. I did not want to be in that relationship anymore, and because my ex was very much a part of the business of Siri I couldn’t see a world in which I was still Siri without my ex being involved. … I talked so much about being married and the whole swinger thing, so I didn’t know how to make it work if I’m staying in the industry and yet leaving this relationship. And also I didn’t have the emotional energy to do that. It had to be all or nothing. I just have to walk away.

As for why Siri made the decision to return to porn, and specifically why now, this is what Siri said about that in that same AVN article…

I hate that this the answer…but if I’m being totally honest, the most important one this time around is the money. But not in like an ‘I wanna be super wealthy’ way. More ‘I just want financial stability’ kind of way.” In the adult industry, people respect your rate. I think that’s a very valuable thing.

Yes…Siri also has smaller boobs now…

One of the things that Siri was best known for was her massive boobs.  Size 32G to be specific.  During her break from porn, however, Siri went and did something that not many adult starlets do; She had breast reduction surgery.  Post-surgery, Siri is now rocking a set of 32DDD tits.

Smaller?  Yes.  However, let’s be real about this; 32DDD is still pretty damn big.  So please don’t be freaking out about this.  Also, if you are finding yourself having any sort of feelings about her having this procedure, please remember that Siri’s boobs belong to Siri.  Not you.  And whatever she wants to do with them is her business.  Nothing says, “HUGE USELESS SHIT STAIN OF A PERSON” more than someone who takes to Twitter to tell someone else how to live their life.

What do you think?

What are your thoughts on the news of Siri making her return to porn?  Tell us all about it the comments below because this world desperately needs more porn blog comments.