These Wal-Mart security guards have big dicks and a particular set of skills…
ShopLyfter 18 (2024)
There are approximately 27 million active shoplifters in our nation today. American retailers lose $45 billion annually to theft. In the business of retail, there are two separate but equally important parties. The Shoplyfter who tries to steal the merchandise, and the loss prevention officer who stands in their way. Once caught, these officers need to make sure these delinquents never steal again by any means necessary. These are their stories.
Studio: Crave Media
Starring:
- Eliza Eves
- Angelica Cruz
- Jojo Kiss
- Dixie Lynn
- J-Mac
- Rusty Nails
- Wrex Oliver
- Peter Green
If you are thinking about shoplifting, know that you risk having a security guard’s dick shoved deep inside you if caught. Or you could get arrested. To help spread awareness of the consequences of crime, the nice people at Crave Media just released ShopLyfter 18. It’s a movie that shows us what (maybe) happens to criminals in the back rooms of those big box stores. Spoiler alert: There’s lots of dick-sucking.
The ShopLyfter franchise first launched in 2018. Since then, the series has proven to be one of the most popular things produced by Crave Media. The premise of all the films is basically the same; Hot girls try to shoplift, get caught, and choose to pay off the security guards with their holes rather than have the police involved. I should also mention that some/all of the scenes featured in this film might have been shot a few years ago, as some of the ladies haven’t been active in Porn recently.
ShopLyfter 18 | Who are these thieving criminals?
Eliza Eves stars in the opening scene for ShopLyfter 18. A hardcore veteran who’s been working in smut for about five years, Eliza remains, in my opinion, vastly underappreciated. Since 2019, she’s performed in close to 150 adult films, including such bangers as Taste of Kink (Spizoo), Lesbian Triangles 37 (Girlfriends Films), and Chin Up, Buttercup (Pure Taboo). This movie is the first new release of hers that I’ve seen this year, so hopefully we’ll be getting more new Eliza Eves porn as we move through 2024.
For her ShopLyfter 18 scene, Angelica Cruz is paired with Rusty Nails. I’m hoping this scene was filmed recently because I had thought Angelica might have retired from Porn since it’s been a few years since I’ve seen her in anything. Assuming it is recent and she’s doing studio work again, 2024 might be the year that this lady finally catches fire. She has just over 50 XXX videos to her credit already, including Teen Wet Asses Vol. 5 (Elegant Angel), Step Siblings Caught 20 (Nubiles), and Bang Bus 83 (Bang Bros).
I strongly suspect that Jojo Kiss’ ShopLyfter 18 scene was shot a while ago. I say that because it’s been about two years since we’ve seen anything new from Jojo and her X profile hasn’t been updated in like a year and a half. Still, anytime we can get anything new featuring this lady, I am down. Highlights of hers include such bangers as The Mandingo Challenge 2 (Jules Jordan Video), I Have A Wife Vol. 76 (Reality Kings), and Lesbian Friends (Girlsway).
Dixie Lynn rounds out the ShopLyfter 18 cast. For those not familiar, Dixie has been making adult films since 2019 and has performed in over 200 of them as of this writing. Some of her other hardcore work includes showings in Stretching My Girlfriend’s Pussy 27 (MOFOS), MILF Lessons From the Bedroom 5 (MYLF), and Pervy Doctor 4 (Crave Media). I’d also encourage you to go see the stuff she’s posting to her Onlyfans because it’s very likely relevant to your sick and twisted interests.
What do you think?
ShopLyfter 18 is available now from Crave Media on digital and DVD, features four hardcore Boy/Girl scenes, and has a total runtime of 3 hours and 30 minutes.
What are your thoughts on all of this sexualized criminal behavior? Tell us all about it in the comments section below because if you don’t, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez will be dispatched to lick your toes while you sleep.
