Getting your dick sucked is the real reason for the season…
Santa’s XXX Sluts (2023)
For fans wishing to find their stocking stuffed with porn, top director Jonni Darkko has a gift: In Santa’s XXX Sluts, lusty ladies come down chimneys bringing festive holiday filth!
Cute Alina Li wears red fishnet hosiery, bikini underwear with furry white trim, and a Santa hat. She masturbates her silky twat with crimson-manicured fingers. As Alina gives stud Danny Mountain a wet, deepthroat blowjob, Jonni’s intimate, POV camera shot puts viewers practically in the scene. Alina’s snatch smothers and grinds on Danny’s face while she sucks his dick. Jonni jams his prick into Alina’s mouth. Another stud, Winston Burbank, steps in to receive the petite doll’s oral attention. Alina licks Jonni’s balls. When Winston cums in her mouth, Alina gargles semen! Danny and Jonni spray her with a messy crossfire of jism.
Statuesque, super-voluptuous Kianna Dior sports high heels, red stockings, and a Santa suit that shows her tremendous tits and deep cleavage. The longhaired MILF teases amid Christmas decorations, sucking a candy cane, ready for a blowbang! A pack of dudes in Santa hats fill her living room, and happy Kianna gives head, spit-lubing and sucking big cocks. She strokes shafts, slurps balls, and talks dirty. Guys surround kneeling Kianna, fucking her throat. Spit soaks her big boobs and body. A silver platter collects surplus spunk as thick, syrupy loads plaster her cheeks, nose, lips, and forehead. A stud drills her bald pussy as she laps the platter clean. She swallows another juicy mess. Makeup trashed, Kianna wishes the audience Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Adorable Mia Rider gives Jonni an intense, spit-soaked BJ as his POV-style footage gives viewers the “stud’s eye view.” The trim babe strokes his stiff shaft while using her lips and tongue with extreme lust and oral artistry. Dressed as Santa’s sexy helper, Mia pulls down her tiny negligee to reveal luscious, jiggling, natural breasts. Jonni floods Mia’s smile with a massive facial. “Happy Holidays!” says Mia, with Jonni’s creamy “eggnog” running down her face.
On Christmas Eve, petite Jane Wilde (in pajamas) trims the tree and leaves milk and cookies for Santa. The next morning, the hot brunette wears white lace lingerie and heels to receive her present: the big Black cocks belonging to Chocolategod310 and Rob Piper! Jane worships Chocolategod310’s giant pole while Rob’s thick erection ravishes her asshole! The exquisite girl enjoys anal railing in several positions, her butthole gaping impressively. The hung dudes simultaneously cram her slit and backdoor in a pulsing double penetration! They trade off reaming Jane’s butt and box. When they spackle pouty-lipped Jane with gobs of jism, Jonni shows the cum facial in a slow-motion instant replay.
Studio: Evil Angel
Director: Jonni Darkko
Starring:
- Jane Wilde
- Alina Li
- Kianna Dior
- Mia Rider
- Jonni Darkko
- Danny Mountain
- Winston Burbank
- Jack Blaque
- Donny Sins
- Eddie Jaye
- Ricky Spanish
- Jay Romero
- Mazee the Goat
- Musa Phoenix
- Lawson Jones
- Stanley Long
- Rob Piper
- ChocolateGod310
If you’re stumped about what to get your friends and grandparents this year for Christmas, the nice people at Evil Angel are about to release Santa’s XXX Sluts. While maybe not the most imaginative name for an adult film, this joint is directed by the always-on-his-game Jonni Darkko and features four of the industry’s most exciting hardcore talents in (kinda) new scenes. If that doesn’t sound like a good time to you then we can’t hang out.
I mentioned that this is a Jonni Darkko-directed movie. For two decades, Jonni has established himself as one of Porn’s most elite and acclaimed filmmakers. With close to a thousand XXX-rated films to his credit, it would be impossible to list all of his best works here, but some of his highlights would certainly include such bangers as I Am Katrina, Taste of Honey, A For Anal, and Jane Wilde is Agape. All of those, by the way, are Evil Angel movies.
Santa’s XXX Sluts | This cast is rad as hell…
Jane Wilde is the cover model for Santa’s XXX Sluts and that’s perfectly fine by me. Ranked by Die-Screaming as the best female pornstar of 2022, Jane is easily one of the great hardcore talents of this generation. And while she might not have been as prolific this year as she has been in years past, Jane has nonetheless put together an impressive 2023. Highlights of hers would include Interracial Double Penetrations 8 (Blacks on Blondes), Performers of the Year 2022 (Elegant Angel), and The 3Some Hike (LetsDoeIt).
Alina Li is featured in this thing and, I have to be honest, I have no idea when this scene was filmed. I say that because Alina hasn’t filmed any new stuff in at least the past two years, so it’s likely her “new” scene in this film is actually an older one that was shot quite a while ago and maybe never released for whatever reason. For those not familiar, Alina is a much-beloved performer who began her Porn career in 2013 and has over 200 dirty movies to her credit. Die-Screaming ranked her as one of the Top 10 best new starlets of 2014 and one of the ten best Chinese pornstars of all time.
In Santa’s XXX Sluts, Kianna Dior performs a nine-guy blowbang. So that’s wild. An absolute O.G. hardcore performer who’s been making smut since the Nineties, Kianna is an AVN Hall of Fame inductee and was featured on Die-Screaming’s 10 Greatest Female Canadian Pornstars of All Time rankings. Despite having well over twenty years of experience in Porn, she’s continuing to make outstanding smut. Some of her recent work includes scenes in Kianna Dior: Busty Cum Slut 10, Wet Food 10, and Busty Cum Slut 9. All of those movies were directed by Jonni Darkko, Kianna’s real-life husband.
For her scene in Santa’s XXX Sluts, Mia Rider is partnered up with director/performer Jonni Darkko. Similar to Alina Li’s scene, Mia’s performance here is very likely an older one because she hasn’t worked with a studio since at least 2018. Regardless, it’s always good to see this woman fuck. And if you’re someone who hasn’t ever seen what she can do, well, now’s your chance to see what Mia Rider is all about.
What do you think?
Santa’s XXX Sluts is available as a pre-release now from Evil Angel, features four hardcore scenes, and has a total runtime of 1 hour and 37 minutes.
What are your thoughts on all of this Christmas porn? Tell us all about it in the comments below because, if you don’t, Santa is going to punch you in the throat while you sleep.
