The porn Justice League looks better than Hollywood’s version…
Finally. The Justice League is getting the cinematic treatment it deserves. No, I’m not talking about that questionable Warner Brothers movie set to be released at the end of this year. I mean that Axel Braun, the King of Porn Parodies, is set to begin work on his version of the Justice League.
And if history is any indication, his XXX rated version will probably be levels better than the PG-13 rated Hollywood effort. In an article appearing over on AVN last week, Mr. Braun revealed the lineup of DC Comics superheroes that will be appearing in his film and which pornstars will be playing them.
Justice League XXX | Meet the cast…
In what she’s describing as one of the biggest roles of her already impressive hardcore career, Romi Rain has been cast in the role as Wonder Woman. However, due to scheduling conflicts, she almost missed out on it because she couldn’t make the official casting call. In her words…
I’ve been wanting a big role like this for a long time. So when I was told that auditions for Justice League XXX were happening while I was out of the country, I asked my agents at OC Modeling repeatedly to see if I could still come in later to audition.
Thanks to their persistence, Axel finally agreed, and I’m so grateful that he has given me one of the biggest opportunities of my career! I love performing and I really love acting, and I take extra pleasure in challenging myself, so I could not be more excited to be a part of the biggest movie of the year!
Justice League XXX will be the third time that Charles Dera has worn the Bat suit for Axel Braun. In addition to this film, he’s also played the part in Supergirl XXX and Suicide Squad XXX. On a side note, being the goddamn Batman in a porn film has to be the absolute highest achievement any human male could ever hope to accomplish.
I’ve lost count of how many times Ryan Driller has been Superman. In fact, at this point I just honestly believe that maybe Ryan Driller really is Superman. Consider this; Ryan Driller has played the role of Superman in more movies than any other actor. Ever.
Tyler Nixon will be playing the role of The Flash in Justice League XXX. Insert a whole mess of “quickie” jokes here.
Unlike the Warner Brothers’ Justice League film, Axel Braun will be making Green Lantern a big part of his XXX parody. Which makes sense…because The Green Lantern actually is a huge part of the comic book Justice League and has been forever. In talking about his decision to cast Xander Corvus in the role, this is what Axel had to say…
I love Xander. He is so talented, so intense, and also a lot of fun to be around! And he always gives 110 percent to everything he does. His audition for Green Lantern was awesome, and I know he’s totally gonna rock this role! After the Ryan Reynolds disaster, the world deserves a good Green Lantern. Seriously.
AVN Girl/Girl Performer of the Year nominee Charlotte Stokely has been cast as Batwoman for Justice League XXX. Please note that this is Batwoman…not Batgirl. They are two very different characters. Also, comic book fans should be excited to see Batwoman, the first lesbian superhero in the DC Comics Universe, to finally get her shot in film.
For the second time, Aiden Ashley will be slipping on the Catwoman outfit. She first took on the role of Selina Kyle in Axel Braun’s Batman VS Superman XXX parody. I don’t know for sure, but it would seem likely that we’ll get to see Ms. Ashley hooking up with Shyla Jennings’ Batwoman in Justice League XXX.
This isn’t the first time that Derrick Pierce has played the role of Lex Luthor. If I were any sort of worthwhile porn blogger, I’d give you the full breakdown of all the times he did it before. But I’m actually the worst porn blogger alive so I won’t be doing that.
Returning to her role as Mercy Graves, Lex Luthor’s sexy and deadly personal assistant, Katrina Jade also played that same part in Supergirl XXX. As one of the most elite porn actresses currently working in the industry, this can only be awesome.
Porn legend jessica drake has been cast as Cat Grant in Justice League XXX. This shouldn’t be all that surprising as she played the same role in Supergirl XXX. In a somewhat related update, I’ve made the personal decision to watch every single jessica drake porn movie even if she continues to do smut into her 80’s. And I hope she does.
August Ames has been cast as Lashina for the Justice League XXX porn parody. While all of you know all about Ms. Ames, I’m guessing that almost none of you know who the fuck Lashina is. Well, she’s a villain who works for Darkseid. She’s got super strength and can throw down with the likes of Superman and Wonder Woman. And a whip.
Finally, Jessa Rhodes will be taking on the role of Knockout. If Ms. Rhodes’ character in Justice League XXX is anything like the Knockout from the pages of DC comic books, we should expect to see her beating the shit out of superpowered men. Yes, please.
What do you think?
So there you have it. Axel Braun has said that he plans on beginning filming for Justice League XXX in May and that the movie should be released on August 16th, exactly three months before the Hollywood version is set to debut.
What are your thoughts on the selection of DC Comics characters and pornstars listed up above? Tell us all about it in the comments below.
