DreamZone Entertainment will soon be releasing Hairy Twatter…
UPDATE: DreamZone has released a hardcore and SFW trailer for Hairy Twatter. See them both here.
It’s the Hairy Potter porn parody that you probably thought already existed, but really was never made. Until now. Dreamzone Entertainment, still celebrating the critical success of its Godfather XXX porn parody, is about to release Hairy Twatter. Featuring a cast full of big name talent, and based on one of the most popular fantasy characters of all time, Hairy Twatter has all the makings of something capable of generating a whole lot of excitement across many corners of the geek kingdom.
Dreamzone Entertainment has just released the first set of images from the upcoming Hairy Twatter porn parody and, I must say, they should be enough to get people talking.
What could a film titled Hairy Twatter: In Search of Bush possibly offer in the way of a plot? Well, since you asked, allow me to quote from the Dreamzone press release that I just received…
Magical times are afoot at the Whore’s Wart’s School for Witches & Wizards. But the male students are gravely disturbed that none of the females have hair on their twats. Hairy, being the most powerful wizard enrolled, experiments with dark magic in hopes of big bushes. The results are quite hair-raising.
Directed by the acclaimed Jordan Septo, the film shall feature Seth Gamble in the title role as Hairy, Katie St. Ives as Hella Trix, Jessie Andrews as Hormone, Logan Pierce as Neville, Tara Lynn Foxx as Luder, Nora Sky as Janine, Sammy Grand as Winey, Tyler Nixon as Ronald and Michael Vegas as Draco. The magic begins on August 28th, when Hairy Twatter releases.
As mentioned above, Hairy Twatter will be released next month from DreamZone Entertainment. As more information becomes available, I’ll do my best to keep you up to speed but promise nothing because I am also an irresponsible, lazy, drunken porn blogger.
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