Die-Screaming picks the four greatest MILF Pornstars of all-time…
If Porn Valley was to build a Mount Rushmore-type monument to honor the four greatest MILF performers of all-time, which ladies would make the cut? I’m not sure why that question popped into my head last night while I was drinking alone in the dark but it did. And I know exactly who I would be on the Mount Rushmore of MILF Pornstars.
Julia Ann, Nina Hartley, Lisa Ann, and India Summer.
In my opinion, those four ladies represent the four greatest MILF Pornstars to ever play the role of a slutty mom. While there have been many women that have done a bunch of mom porn, I don’t think any would be able to knock off Julia, India, Nina, or Lisa. Here’s why…
Julia Ann
Julia Ann made her XXX debut back in 1992 and has spent the better part of three decades as one of the most elite pornstars in the world. For much of that time, she played the role of a MILF and arguably did it better than anyone ever. To date, she has performed in nearly one-thousand hardcore videos and was nominated by AVN for MILF Performer of the Year for ten consecutive years (2010 – 2019) and won that trophy twice (2011 and 2013).
Nina Hartley
If you try to find a reason to disagree with Nina Hartley being on the Mount Rushmore of MILF Porn then you can just kindly go fuck right off to Hell. Arguably the greatest pornstar of all time, Ms. Hartley has been performing in porn since the early 1980s, has appeared in well over 1,300 XXX videos, and has been won or been nominated for nearly every major industry award in existence. She has been in more MILF porn than is physically possible for you to watch before you die.
Lisa Ann
For many people, Lisa Ann is who comes to mind when they think of “MILF porn”. While her career began in the mid-1990s, Lisa Ann didn’t achieve superstar status until the mid-2000s when she started doing a lot of MILF stuff. She was so good at it that she still remains one of the most Googled pornstars on Earth and received a collective eighteen MILF Performer of the Year nominations from AVN, XBIZ, and XRCO. Let’s also not forget her legendary turn as political MILF Sara Palin in a role that made mainstream news headlines around the world.
India Summer
India Summer came into the XXX industry in 2006 already in her early 30s and all she did was establish herself as one of the greatest MILF performers of all-time. Between then and now, Ms. Summer has performed in over 1,300 hardcore videos, has been nominated for AVN’s MILF Performer of the Year trophy for the past ten consecutive years, and won the award three times (2012, 2013, and 2014). There ain’t no way she’s being left off the Mount Rushmore of MILF Porn, homie.
What do you think?
Because only four starlets can be on the Mount Rushmore of MILF Porn, obviously a whole bunch of hugely talented and accomplished MILFs didn’t make the cut. That makes me sad but that’s the way the math works. If there were a fifth spot, some of the other women that would be candidates would probably be Cherie DeVille, Brandi Love, Phoenix Marie, Cory Chase, and Raylene, just to name a few.
So what are your thoughts on my drunken opinion about which MILF pornstars should be included on a monument that won’t ever actually be built? Tell me why I’m completely wrong in the comments below and also include your own Top 4 so that the Internet can also pass judgment on you.
