Catching you up on some of the newest superhero smut…
I’m a big comic book geek. I have been my whole life. So for that reason, superhero porn parodies always hold a special place in my heart. And, yes, I’m that weird guy who watches these films and actually cares about if the costumes are right and if the characters are scripted true to the comics. It’s tragic.
Anyway, it’s entirely possible that you may have missed some of the very latest comic book themed porn movies that’ve been released over the past several weeks. I haven’t. And because I’m helpful, I’ll help get you up to speed.
Also, if you haven’t already, maybe go check out Die-Screaming’s Complete Guide to Marvel Comics Porn.
The Black Cat VS Batwoman (2014) | Anastasia Pierce Productions
Most of you have probably never heard of Anastasia Pierce. That being said, The Catwoman VS Batwoman is worth watching if for no other reason than because she absolutely nails the costumes. Anyone who has any sort of appreciation for comic book cosplay will appreciate the attention to detail that Ms. Pierce payed when fashioning the Batwoman and Black Cat outfits featured in this film.
Guardians of the Gagacy (2014) | Hot Mess Entertainment
Okay…this movie actually has nothing to do with Guardians of the Galaxy. Except for the fact that it’s titled “Guardians of the Gagacy“. See what they did there? So even though it’s not even an actual parody, I included it on this list because at least Hot Mess Entertainment took the time to come up with a clever title and even manage to spell it out in Guardians of the Galaxy font. That counts for something…right?
Scarlet Witch VS Black Widow and Batwoman (2014) | Anastasia Pierce Productions
Another Anastasia Pierce comic book porn parody? Yup. Scarlet Witch VS Black Widow and Batwoman was released just a few weeks after The Black Cat VS Batwoman. And, true to form, the costumes featured in this movie are fantastic. And it’s a BDSM lesbian film, featuring three of the female superheroes who are most likely to actually have BDSM lesbian sex.
X-Men XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2014) | Vivid
X-Men XXX is clearly the blockbuster of this bunch. It has a cast that features the biggest names in porn, is directed by the legendary Axel Braun, and has a production budget that is bigger than the other three films featured on this list combined and then multiplied by three. CGI, explosions, the works. And because this is an Axel Braun porn parody, you know that it’s gonna be of the highest quality and be more true to the X-Men comic books than even the mainstream Hollywood movies.
What do you think?
Any of these comic book porn parodies catch your eye as something that you might want to watch? Have you seen any of them? Let us know in the comments below.