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The GOLDEN GILFS Coloring Book – My Review

August 26, 2021 by Dan C. Leave a Comment

A friend gifted me Woodrocket's coloring book for my birthday... I recently turned a year older and a friend of mine got me The Golden GILFs coloring book from WoodRocket. I had neither asked for nor was I expecting this but when you run a Porn blog and have friends as classy as mine...you end up getting a Golden Girls porn parody coloring book for your birthday. Now … [Read more...] about The GOLDEN GILFS Coloring Book – My Review

Savannah Solo – 5 Star Onlyfans Review

May 26, 2021 by Dan C. 1 Comment

Nobody is doing Onlyfans better than Savannah Solo... In doing what I do, I end up subscribing to and reviewing lots of pornstar Onlyfans. I've come across a few that are really good (Sarah Beattie, Riley Reid and Adriana Chechik...looking at you) but I've never encountered any that are as fun or entertaining as what Savannah Solo has got going on. Let me go ahead and … [Read more...] about Savannah Solo – 5 Star Onlyfans Review

Adriana Chechik – 5 Star Onlyfans Review

May 17, 2021 by Dan C. 2 Comments

Her Onlyfans gives a heavy dose of live shows... I don't think it's any kind of hot take to say that Adriana Chechik is one of the most elite pornstars currently working in smut. Combining incredible on-screen charisma and superhuman hardcore abilities, Adriana routinely ranks as one of Die-Screaming's Top 10 Best Female Pornstars each year for the past several years. … [Read more...] about Adriana Chechik – 5 Star Onlyfans Review

Riley Reid – 4 Star Onlyfans Review

May 5, 2021 by Dan C. Leave a Comment

You get lots of great content but goddamn it'll cost you... Riley Reid is possibly the most popular pornstar on Earth. For the past two months, I've been subscribed to her Onlyfans and I'm here to report back on how it went and what I saw during that time. It should surprise no one to learn that Riley's Onlyfans is absolutely popping off with loads of awesome hardcore … [Read more...] about Riley Reid – 4 Star Onlyfans Review

Sarah Beattie – 5 Star Onlyfans Review

April 21, 2021 by Dan C. Leave a Comment

Her Onlyfans feed hits hard during COVID... I started following Sarah Beattie on Onlyfans a few months ago. I think I told you about that. At $10.99 a month, a subscription to her feed certainly isn't the cheapest (the average pornstar Onlyfans subscription is about $4/month) and she isn't posting any hardcore XXX stuff. And yet...the stuff she is posting just hits … [Read more...] about Sarah Beattie – 5 Star Onlyfans Review

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