Wicked Sensual Care debuts two new anal lubes
If you’ve been wanting to add a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ to your next butt sex session, Wicked Sensual Care just came out with some new lube that might be relevant to your interests. A few days ago, the company announced the arrival of Jelle Chill and Jelle Heat. It’s lets you add a hot or cold option to your anal toolbag.
Both of the new lubes are based on Wicked Sensual Care’s Jelle formula, which is already used by a whole bunch of people for their anal sex needs. They’re each made from 100% vegan ingredients and formulated from a “heavy aloe base” that not only helps with the lubrication side of things, but also can make a butthole feel better after an especially heavy pounding.
If giving the gift of vegan anal lube made with aloe doesn’t get you Sex Partner of the Year honors then you should go find another sex buddy. Just sayin’.
Jelle Chill + Jelle Heat | What does this stuff do?
Jelle Chill gives a cooling sensation and Jelle Heat adds warmth to your anal sex. Do you need this? Probably not. But it does add a new twist on things and some people might actually enjoy the butt sex stuff better with some extra elements of temperature play added to the mix.
To quote from the press release I received a few days ago (yes…I get press releases about anal lube emailed to me), this is what Steve Orenstein (the owner of Wicked Sensual Care) has to say about this stuff…
By developing Jelle Chill and Jelle Heat, Wicked Sensual Care is adding two unique items to our awarded product line. For the first time, our customers will get to experience high-quality warming and cooling lubricants that are vegan, made from clean ingredients and free of synthetic preservatives.
And because I’m always looking to over-deliver, here’s ANOTHER quote from that email press release that you didn’t get but wish that you did, this one from marketing director Cassie Pendleton…
We are very pleased to announce the newest addition to our acclaimed line of personal lubricants. Jelle Chill and Jelle Heat use all natural ingredients to bring exciting and thrilling sensations that feel cool and warm, respectively. These additions offer another dimension to your intimate moments with a super slick water-based formula which adds greater pleasure and superior glide for extended anal play.
I haven’t used this stuff myself, but I have tried some of the other Wicked Sensual Care lubes and was impressed with the stuff. I don’t particularly seek out all-natural vegan lube when I’m looking to bang, but I will say that the water-based formula thing is very nice because it makes cleanup easy and doesn’t leave gross chemical stains on whatever it touches.
What do you think?
Jelle Chill and Jelle Heat are available for all of your deviant sexual needs right goddamn now. Each comes packaged in a 4oz bottle and costs about $10 a piece.
What are your thoughts on all of this? I assume all of you have strong opinions of the subject of anal lube, so now’s your chance to give us your butt sex manifesto in the comments section below.