A complete rundown of all the GoT porn parody movies…
Game of Bones (2013) | Woodrocket
Directed by Lee Roy Myers, Game of Bones is probably the most popular of all the Game of Thrones porn parodies. The cast in this film is impressive as hell, featuring the talents of April O’Neil, Anikka Albrite, Dana DeArmond, Tommy Pistol, Anthony Rosano, and James Deen. Combine that with the mad directing skills of Lee Roy Myers and some decent production value and you have a winner.
Game of Bones 2: Winter Came Everywhere (2019) | Woodrocket
Released just before the final season of Game of Thrones debuted, Game of Bones 2 is the Lee Roy Myers sequel to his original 2013 GoT parody. While it isn’t a full-length film, it does feature some decent production value and includes Charlotte Sartre, Gabriella Paltrova, and Kiara Cole. If you’re in desperate need of some Sansa Stark or Daenerys Targaryen smut…this video is for you.
Game of Thrones: A XXX Parody (2019) | VRCosplayX
Game of Thrones: A XXX Parody is a virtual reality porn that features the talents of Misha Cross and Tina Kay. And while this film doesn’t have the production value of some of the other Game of Thrones-themed flicks on this list, it does feature VR point of view action and a whole bunch of fucking. I mean, really, what else do you want from life?
Game of Thrones: Sansa’s Long Knight – A XXX Parody (2019) | VRCosplayX
Most of the Game of Thrones porn parodies tend to give a lot of attention to Daenerys and Cersei and that’s fine. But if you’re looking for something of a different flavor, you might want to check out VRCosplayX’s Sansa’s Long Knight: A XXX Parody. Starring Eva Berger in the title role, the virtual reality porn tells the hardcore story of Sansa just wanting to forget all of the shit that she’s endured and just get some dick from a Night Watchman.
Khaleesi’s Cunt (2016) | Powersville
Khaleesi’s Cunt is a collection of XXX parodies from director Jim Powers. Featuring Sarah Vandella in the role of Daenerys and Marcus London playing the part of Jorah Mormont, the scene is one of four parodies packaged in this film and the only one that is centered around Game of Thrones. That being said, you should probably make some time for this thing because I assure you that you do not want to miss Sarah Vandella doing some Khaleesi cosplay.
This Ain’t Game of Thrones: This Is a Parody (2014) | Hustler
This Ain’t Game of Thrones wasn’t the first GoT porn parody but it is arguably the best of the bunch. Why? Start with it being helmed by Axel Braun, the porn genius who essentially owns the Porn Parody genre. Also, the lineup of XXX stars in this movie is legit, including Brandi Love, Marie McCray, Kirsten Price, Evan Stone, Ryan Driller, and Alec Knight. If you had to only watch one of these Game of Thrones porn flicks, I’d recommend this one.
Winter is Cumming: A Game of Bones (2016) | Hustler
Winter is Cumming: A Game of Bones is actually a compilation of various Hustler scenes. Some of them are from its This Ain’t Game of Thrones parody, others aren’t directly tied to GoT but feature dungeons, warriors, and medieval style fuckery. And one is just two girls having lesbian sex in a locker room. Basically, this is a cheap cash-grab by Hustler as it tries to capture more of the Game of Thrones porn market.
What are your thoughts on all of this?
Considering all of the seriously twisted sex that’s featured in the real thing, some may wonder why the world needs any Game of Thrones porn parody films. And those people clearly don’t understand porn. With some of the industry’s most talented directors and performers involvement, these videos are a celebration of Game of Thrones and something that fans everywhere should appreciate.
But what do I know? I’m just the world’s worst porn blogger. What do you think about all of these Jon Snow and Daenerys and Cersei porn shenanigans? Tell us all about it in the comments section below.
