Roller derby lesbian sex isn’t an Olympic sport…BUT IT SHOULD BE!
Talk Derby To Me (2018)
Sweetheart Video presents Talk Derby To Me, starring Joanna Angel & Stoya. Allison Decker (Joanna Angel) and Suzy Weston (Stoya), known as infernal duo BRUISER & CRUSHER, used to rule the track dominating the roller derby world, until their relationship ended with Suzy’s injury and Allison moving to New York.
Years later, Suzy is the coach of the Los Angeles Pussy Posse and Allison has just reappeared, hoping Suzy will forgive her and let her return where everything started, in LA with the Pussy Posse. Follow the private lives, dramas, and quirky personalities of the ladies of the Los Angeles Pussy Posse as they battle jealousy, competition and the need for some serious action on and off the track.
Studio: Sweetheart Video
Director: Ricky Greenwood
- Joanna Angel
- Gia Paige
- Elsa Jean
- Katrina Jade
- Carmen Caliente
- Sovereign Syre
- Arabelle Raphael
Sweetheart Video released Talk Derby To Me several days ago and I’m just getting around to posting about it now. Why? Mostly because I’m the shittiest goddamn porn blogger of all time. Actually…that’s the only reason. Anyway, I did want to get the trailer up for it because this seems to have the makings of a film that could make its way onto someone’s Best Porn Movies of the Year list a few months from now.
An all-girl feature film, Talk Derby To Me has quite a bit going for it. While I haven’t actually seen the movie yet, the cast featured here is absolutely rock solid and has a number of ladies who can act as well as they bang. Also, Talk Derby To Me is directed by Ricky Greenwood and that’s notable because this dude has helmed some terrific recent XXX features, including Confessions of a Sinful Nun.
Talk Derby To Me | This is a BADASS cast…
If you’re going to make a roller derby movie, the lineup of ladies featured in that film had better be believable in those roles. Ricky Greenwood certainly took care of that, casting some of the baddest women in smut to take on these parts. I mean, he has Joanna Angel and Stoya in two of the leading roles.
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Stoya in a hardcore scene. In Talk Derby To Me, she’s paired with Joanna Angel in a Girl/Girl scene and if you can think of any better use of your time than those two doing sex-stuff to each other then you’re a goddamn liar. Always make time for new Stoya porn, even if that means neglecting your friends, loved ones and/or raging meth addiction for a few hours.
I mentioned Joanna Angel, yes? Yes. In addition to her scene with Stoya, Ms. Angel also gets down with Elsa Jean. For those keeping score, this means that Joanna Angel is in exactly half of the Talk Derby To Me hardcore scenes. As a life rule, whenever Joanna Angel is half or more of anything…you pay attention to whatever that thing is. Confucius never said that…but he would have if he’d have known about Joanna Angel. #TrueFact
Gia Paige is also someone worth mentioning. A veteran of the XXX industry since 2015, Gia has established herself (at least in my alcohol addled mind) as one of the brightest young starlets currently working in smut. In addition to being a mult-AVN nominated starlet, Ms. Paige has also repeatedly proven that she’s one of the hardest of hardcore adult actresses in the biz, doing everything from Girl/Girl stuff to creampies.
The rest of the lineup featured in Talk Derby To Me are also some heavy XXX hitters. Elsa Jean and Katrina Jade are two of the top talents the industry currently has to offer and have three AVN Female Performer of the Year nominations between the two of them. Carmen Caliente, Sovereign Syre and Arabelle Raphael are all hardcore veterans with hundreds of dirty movie performances between them.
Like I said, this cast list is fucking badass.
What do you think?
Talk Derby To Me is available on streaming VOD right now and should be available on DVD in the next few days. The film features four hardcore lesbian scenes and has a runtime of 2 hours 15 minutes.
What are your thoughts on all of these lesbian roller skate shenanigans? Tell us all about it in the comments below. Or, alternatively, don’t.