Die-Screaming reviews the new Katy Perry porn parody... Next Friday Night (2011) What do you do when you're the school geek and you have a crush on the most popular boy in school? Throw a huge graduation party to impress him! With the aid of some popular girls, who have ulterior motives, geek Betty (Alektra Blue) hosts the event of the year! But things quickly get … [Read more...] about Next Friday Night – 4 Star Porn Review
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