Stormy Daniels is the Penthouse Pet of the Century

There has never been a Penthouse Pet of the Century until now…

Penthouse has just announced that Stormy Daniels has been named as its first-ever Pet of the Century.  In the May 8th issue, Penthouse will feature a twelve page photo spread of Stormy, along with what its describing as a “humanizing” profile and interview of the legendary XXX starlet. 

Considering it’ll (probably) be another hundred years before the next Pet of the Century is announced, this is some big news.

In talking about the news, this is what Stormy had to say…

Throughout my porn life there have been been some accomplishments that have had a huge impact for me emotionally as well as a direct impact on my overall career. Such accomplishments have all been dreams come true. This year, as you all know, has been crazy but this title is something very special to me and I will cherish it forever.

Yeah, I’d say being able to add “Penthouse Pet of the Mother Fucking Century” to a resume would be pretty rad.

Stormy Daniels: Penthouse Pet of the Century | A well deserved honor…

I’ve long said that that I am an unabashed Stormy Daniels fan.  I’ve written about porn stuff since 2009 and I’ve come across and covered several industry superstars over the years.  That being said, believe me when I tell you that Stormy Daniels is a perfect choice to be the first ever Penthouse Pet of the Century.

Stormy Daniels is one of the most talented people the adult entertainment industry has ever seen.  She’s been performing in hardcore films since 2000, has been nominated for dozens of major awards, is an AVN and XRCO Hall of Fame Inductee and has starring roles in some of the best-selling porn movies of this Millenium.  You would be hard pressed to find another XXX performer who’s as accomplished as Stormy Daniels.

But that ain’t all.

You should also know that for as great a performer as Stormy is, she’s probably even more talented behind the camera.  Ms. Daniels has written and directed nearly one-hundred films over the years, several of which have been among the best of anything turned out by Porn Valley.  You may recall that Die-Screaming ranked Stormy’s masterpiece film, Wanted (Wicked Pictures), as the #3 Best Porn Movie of 2015.

Some of her other directing work includes such movies as One Step Ahead, It’s Complicated, Indiscretions and Last Chance.

But that still ain’t all.

In addition to all of that, Stormy Daniels is also one of the most popular feature dancers alive.  She’s been nominated for the NightMoves Best Female Performer award in three consecutive years (2013, 2014 + 2015) and when she comes to a strip club to dance, the place is usually packed to capacity.

Oh, and yeah, she’s also gone toe to toe with a United States President.  Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz couldn’t beat Donald Trump, but Stormy Daniels just might.

What do you think?

What are your thoughts on the news that Stormy Daniels is the inaugural Penthouse Pet of the Century?  Give us all your powerful observations in the comments box below, which is in no way worthy of your lofty opinions but it’s all I can afford on this shitty porn blogger salary.

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