Post apocalyptic sex looks really fucking amazing…
Squirtwoman: Wasteland (2018)
Elegant Angel presents Squirtwoman: Wasteland a 2 hour squirting masterpiece! Elegant Angel reboots its award winning squirt series as a feature. Director Dreadneck pays homage to the multi-award winning feature “Wasteland” with breathtaking cinematography and Kleio pulls out the stops for the roll with jaw dropping squirt scenes and her very first DP!
Following a nuclear war, the world has become a desert wasteland and civilization has collapsed. Traumatized by the loss of her husband, Kleio roams in search of a new hope but quickly finds out she’s being hunted for her secret that can save humanity. Starring Kleio Valentien and Angela White!
Studio: Elegant Angel
Director: Dreadneck
Starring:
- Kleio Valentien
- Angela White
- Manuel Ferrara
- Markus Dupree
- Tommy Gunn
- James Deen
Elegant Angel is preparing to release its latest feature film; Squirtwoman: Wasteland. There’s a whole lot going on with this flick that makes it something I think is worth some attention. Excellent casting. A reimagination of one of porn’s most popular franchises. Solid cinematography. All that.
Over the past several weeks, Elegant Angel has been releasing new scenes from Squirtwoman: Wasteland to members of its premium site. Now, the studio is releasing the full film for all of the rest of us poor schmucks. And just based off what we see in the trailer up top, this looks like something that I really wanna watch. I also want to see a velociraptor fight Donald Trump but I don’t think that will ever happen.
Squirtwoman: Wasteland | What’s all this noise about this movie?
Kleio Valentien in her FIRST double penetration scene
For those of you who don’t know, Squirtwoman has long been one of Elegant Angel’s most popular XXX series. But all of those other Squirtwoman films were nothing at all like this one. They were all-sex releases that featured various starlets playing the role of “Squirtwoman” and this movie here has a plot and a big-ass military looking vehicle and all that jazz.
So what we have with Squirtwoman: Wasteland is a transformation of that series into something else. Yes, it features a lot of sex and squirting, but it’s more complex than just that. If Elegant Angel has plans to do this sort of thing with some of its other series such as Buttwoman, Slutwoman and Buttwoman, that could get very interesting. Hell, the studio could do what Marvel did with the Avengers and have a whole bunch of movies and spinoffs and whatever.
Angela White doing rough lesbian stuff to Kleio Valentien
Kleio Valentien taking James Deen’s dick up her ass
Additionally, Kleio Valentien plays the lead role as Squirtwoman and is featured in all four of the movie’s four hardcore scenes. In addition to being an incredible hardcore performer, Ms. Valentien is one of the industry’s most talented actresses and has the AVN trophies to prove it. Alternatively, I don’t even have a fucking tee-ball trophy.
The fact that Squirtwoman: Wasteland also features Ms. Valentien performing her very first DP (double penetration) scene is also pretty nifty.
Finally, the movie is directed by Dreadneck and that typically means that the overall quality is gonna be really, really high. This dude is a multi-award nominated director who’s done a shit-ton of work for Elegant Angel. Some of his best work has been for the Performers of the Year series and he’s proven repeatedly that he knows how to make good looking smut.
I haven’t seen anything of this film beyond the trailer, but as I’ve pointed out here, this joint looks like something that could be really cool.
What do you think?
Kleio Valentien servicing two cocks at once
Squirtwoman: Wasteland is set to be released from Elegant Angel on September 24th and features four hardcore scenes.
What are your thoughts on all of this? Tell us all about it in the comments below because this piece of shit blog needs as much help as it can get.
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