These women are going to ruin your couch…
So You Think You Can Squirt Volume 5 (2024)
Elegant Angel and director Pat Myne present a tsunami of squirt with So You Think You Can Squirt? 5! 4 of porn’s top squirt queens gush their way to orgasmic glory that leaves dicks drenched and gets soaked. There’s nowhere to hide when these sirens start splashing their pussy juice, so batten down the hatches and get ready for the flood!
Studio: Elegant Angel
Director: Pat Myne
Starring:
- Skylar Snow
- Paige Owens
- Tiffany Watson
- Adira Allure
- Zac Wild
- Ramon Nomar
- Rob Piper XXX
The nice people from Elegant Angel have just released So You Think You Can Squirt Volume 5. As you can probably guess from the title, this movie is all about that mysterious superpower that some women possess that allows them to unleash a torrent of bodily fluids while doing sex stuff. Cleaning up after making this film must have been a lot of work.
It’s been a while since we had anything new from the So You Think You Can Squirt franchise. The series debuted back in 2007 and Volume 2 was released that same year. The third installment came out in 2008 but then it wasn’t until eight years later, in 2016, that the studio hit us with Volume 4. And now, another damn eight years after that, we finally get Volume 5. I’m here for it.
So You Think You Can Squirt Volume 5 | Let’s talk about the ladies…
Skylar Snow is the cover model for So You Think You Can Squirt Vol. 5 and does a mighty fine job of it. Since making her hardcore debut in 2017, Skylar has performed in nearly 500 dirty movies and has established herself as a fan-favorite performer thanks in large part to her habit of delivering blistering hot scenes. Highlights of hers include such bangers as Her Big Black Book 3 (NSFW Films), Up That White Ass Volume 7 (Elegant Angel), and Make My Hotwife Squirt (New Sensations).
Paige Owens having a scene in this joint is enough for me to want to check it out. A hardcore O.G. who has well over 600 adult films to her credit, Paige has either won or been nominated for damn near every major industry award that’s been invented. Over the years, she’s served up lots of spicy showings, with examples being her scenes in Frisky Anal Nymphos (Evil Angel), One Night In Los Angeles (Dorcel), and Creamed (Deep Lush). Follow her on X, too, because the stuff she’s posting there is elite.
Tiffany Watson is featured in So You Think You Can Squirt Vol. 5 and that’s appropriate for a few reasons. In her X bio, Tiffany claims to have a PhD in squirting. So that’s impressive. More impressive, however, is that Elegant Angel recently announced that Ms. Watson will be the studio’s newest Squirtwoman, an honor that’s only previously been bestowed upon a very select handful of superstars. Watch her here and then go see what she did in Anal Dolls (Evil Angel), Axel Braun’s Dirty Blondes (Wicked Pictures), and Slut Challenge (ToughLoveX). That exercise will be a valuable use of your time, I promise.
Adira Allure completes the So You Think You Can Squirt 5 cast. Going back to 2019, Adira has starred in over 400 adult films and has firmly established herself as one of the industry’s most exciting talents. Don’t take my stupid porn blogger’s word for that, though. She was nominated for Best New Starlet by AVN, XRCO, and Xcritic. Also, just go see what she did in films like Fashionistas Lost (Evil Angel), Then There Were Three (Sweet Sinner), or Hardcore Blondes (Hard X). Unfortunately, Adira also just announced her retirement from mainstream porn. Damnit!
What do you think?
So You Think You Can Squirt Volume 5 is available now on digital from Elegant Angel and will be released on DVD in the very near future. The film features four hardcore Boy/Girl scenes and has a total runtime of 1 hour and 52 minutes.
What are your thoughts on all of this squirting madness? Tell us in the comments section below because if you don’t, how will the Internet even know you were here?
