It’s like The Punisher…but without guns or killing and just lots of sex and boobs.
ShopLyfter 4 (2018)
FACT: There are approx. 27 million active shoplifters in our nation today. American retailers lose $45 billion annually to theft. In the business of retail, there are two separate but equally important parties. The ShopLyfter that tries to steal the merchandise, and the loss prevention officer who stands in their way. Once caught, these officers need to make sure these delinquents never steal again by ANY MEANS NECESSARY. These are their stories.
Studio: Crave Media
- Carolina Sweets
- Karlee Grey
- Jade Amber
- Kylie Martin
Crave Media is preparing to release the latest installment of its increasingly popular ShopLyfter franchise. ShopLyfter 4 brings us more stores of store security guards bringing justice to the world by having lots and lots of sex with the thieves who make the mistake of trying to steal things. And all of the shoplifters are super hot XXX starlets.
The movie probably wouldn’t be as good if the security guards had to have sex with meth-addicted hobos. But I’d probably still watch it and I’m terrified about what that says about me.
The first ShopLyfter film was released about a year ago, back in November 2017. Each of the movies follows a similar formula; Studly security guards catch sexy thieves and convince them to do sex stuff instead of getting in trouble with the law. Simple? Yes. Is a whole bunch of people loving the shit out of these movies? Yup.
ShopLyfter 4 | Who are these goddamn thieving criminals?
Carolina Sweets is the cover model for ShopLyfter 4 and none of you fools should have a problem with that. Since 2016, Ms. Sweets has performed in over 150 hardcore scenes and was just nominated for the 2018 Xcritic Best New Starlet award. She’s had a pretty rad year so far, appearing in such best-selling smut movies as Dredd’s Teen Devastation (Jules Jordan Video) and Blacked Raw V8 (Blacked.com).
Karlee Grey is probably the best known of all the women featured in ShopLyfter 4. An XXX veteran who’s been in nearly 425 hardcore movies since 2014, Karlee has been killing the shit out of 2018 via solid performances in such films as Angela Loves Women 4 (AGW Entertainment), Natural Beauties 8 (Vixen) and Interracial Threesomes (DarkX). If she doesn’t get an AVN or XBIZ Female Performer of the Year nomination this year then we need to start a fucking riot.
Jade Amber is a relative newcomer to the porn biz, having performed in about 60 hardcore scenes since 2016. Her most notable role this year was probably in the feature film StarFucked (PornFidelity) and many of you might have also seen her in such bangers as My Little Schoolgirl Vol. 5 (Innocent High) and Daddy Cum For Me (AMK Empire).
Kylie Martin is a hardcore rookie. She made her debut late last year and has since gone on to appear in about 15 XXX scenes. Ms. Martin’s highest profile work has been in the movies Lesbian Training Day Vol. 7 (Forbidden Fruits Films) and Anal Heartbreakers 3 (Evil Angel).
What do you think?
ShopLyfter 4 is set to be released in the very near future (I don’t have an exact date because I suck at my job), features four hardcore B/G scenes and has a runtime of 3 hours 25 minutes.
What are your thoughts on all of these hardcore shoplifting shenanigans? Tell us all about it in the comments below because the Internet desperately needs more blog comments.