Get caught stealing, you can go to jail or you can take the dick…
ShopLyfter 3 (2018)
FACT: There are approx. 27 million active shoplifters in our nation today. American retailers lose $45 billion annually to theft. In the business of retail, there are two separate but equally important parties. The ShopLyfter that tries to steal the merchandise, and the loss prevention officer who stands in their way. Once caught, these officers need to make sure these delinquents never steal again by ANY MEANS NECESSARY. These are their stories.
Studio: Crave Media
- Blaire Williams
- Lilly Hall
- Audrey Royal
- Hayden Hennessy
- Jade Noir
Crave Media is preparing to release ShopLyfter 3, the next chapter in the studio’s very popular blackmail-themed XXX series. The film is a collection of hardcore vignettes that feature five women suffering the sexual consequences of their shoplifting crimes. Because nothing teaches hot girls not to steal quite like bending them over an interrogation table and fucking their brains out.
The first ShopLyfter movie was released back in November of 2017. Both the first and second films each spent some time on Die-Screaming’s Weekly Best Selling Porn Chart and the series has become one of Crave Media’s most popular releases. I’m assuming because people watch justice being served to criminals…but it could also be the boobs and sex, too.
ShopLyfter 3 | Who are these thieving criminals?
Blair Williams is on the cover of ShopLyfter 3 and also the movie’s best known performer. Since she began her smut career in 2015, Ms. Williams has gone on to perform in just over 200 hardcore films and has established herself as a multi-talented starlet who can do everything from gozo group sex to dramatic acting. Those skills have helped earn her a bunch of major industry award nominations.
Lilly Hall’s been doing porn since 2012 but hasn’t really done a whole lot of stuff for major studios. Over the years, Lilly has done about 40 dirty movies for studios like Evil Angel, Lethal Hardcore and Bang Bros. It seems like she’s been doing a lot more XXX work in 2018, so keep an eye out for new stuff from Lilly Hall. This could be her best year yet at the rate she’s going.
Audrey Royal has been in the porn scene since 2016 and since then has been in nearly 70 hardcore scenes for a variety of studios. Armed with centerfold model good looks, some of her most recent work includes Interracial Cheerleader Orgy (3rd Degree Films) and My Boyfriend’s Dad Makes Me Cum (Lethal Hardcore).
I’m not gonna lie, I don’t really know shit about Hayden Hennessy or Jade Noir. As best as I can tell, each has only performed in a handful of hardcore movies. A better porn blogger might have more insight for you, but I fucking suck at my job and I’m fairly drunk right now.
What do you think?
ShopLyfter 3 should be released by Crave Media in the next few days and features five hardcore B/G scenes.
What are your thoughts on all of these shoplifting shenanigans? Speak your mind in the comments below or the terrorists win. I don’t actually know what that means but do it anyway. For America and freedom and whatever.