It’s like a Japanese game show but also hardcore fucking…
Sexy Ninja Assassin (2022)
Studio: Jerkaoke
Director: Charlie Jackson
Starring:
- Whitney Wright
- Harley Haze
- Tommy Pistol
When I first saw the trailer for Sexy Ninja Assassin, I had no idea what I was happening. And even as I write this…I still kind of don’t. However, what I do know is that any XXX video that stars Whitney Wright, Harley Haze and Tommy Pistol deserves our attention. And the fact that the whole concept of this thing is so friggin’ weird (at least to me) makes me think that it’s even that much more deserving of some consideration.
Jerkaoke is owned by Model Media, a relatively new Asian adult production company that rose to prominence in the Chinese, Taiwanese and Japanese markets. The company has now expanded into the US market with a variety of studio imprints, including Jerkaoke, which serves up Asian/American XXX fusion videos like this one. And that, my people, is why Sexy Ninja Assassin seems so unusual. It’s not something that we’ve really seen all that often, if ever.
Sexy Ninja Assassin | Why should you care?
In my mind, there’s several reasons I think all of us should be giving Sexy Ninja Assassin at least some of our damaged attention spans. Start with the fact that the cast featured in this joint is top-shelf. Whitney Wright is easily one of the most talented woman currently working in smut. Ranked by Die-Screaming as a top ten best female pornstars of 2019, Whitney is putting together a very impressive 2022. In addition to her showing her, she’s also delivered strong performances in Love, Sex & Fashion (Adam & Eve), Torn (Dorcel) and Love, Sex & Music (Adam & Eve).
Harley Haze is another pretty good reason to show some hype for this video. Since making her hardcore debut in 2020, Harley has performed in nearly 60 dirty movies plus all of the stuff that she’s done for her Onlyfans and Manyvids profiles. Over the years, she’s proven herself to be a highly skilled performer and if you need proof of that just go see what she did in Lesbian Analingus 15 (Sweetheart Video) or Boss Bitches (Spizoo).
And then there’s Tommy Pistol. Arguably the single most talented dude in all of Porn, having Tommy in the cast of Sexy Ninja Assassin automatically means this video is going to be at least “really good”. However many Best Actor trophies this man has won, he deserves more. This year alone, he’s already delivered multiple award-worthy showings in XXX features like Deranged (Wicked Pictures), Grinders (Adult Time) and The Hitman: Love Is Deadly (Sweet Sinner).
I don’t know all that much about Charlie Jackson, the guy who directs Sexy Ninja Assassin. He seems to have entered the hardcore porn scene last year and has so far helmed about 10 adult videos, all of which have been released under the Model Media banner. Considering how unique of a thing this video is, I’m interested to see if Mr. Jackson is able to get his pornographic stylings take hold in the American porn scene.
What do you think?
Sexy Ninja Assassin is available now on digital from Jerkaoke and has a total runtime of 39 minutes.
What are your thoughts on all of this ninja insanity? Tell us all about it in the comments box below because if you don’t then the terrorists win.
