Porn Review: The Rocki Whore Picture Show

Brad Armstrong has achieved something special with this one…

The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody (2011)

Wicked Pictures and Award winning director Brad Armstrong would like to make… a TOAST! May we introduce “The Rocki Whore Picture Show” a porn parody like no other.

Brad & Janet come across a spooky castle full of strange and unusual characters. They find themselves right in the middle of a porn shoot with wickedly funny results. A magnanimous ensemble cast has cum together to spoof the timeless magic that has enchanted fans for more than 3 decades. The names have been changed to protect the “not so innocent” but have no fear, the gang’s all here.

Frank-N-Beans as the cross dressing director, Stiff-Staff as the hunched-backed camera man, Vagina and Euphoria are two fabulously fun porn starlets… and of course, there’s the very cosmetically enhanced, boob-alicious, blonde beauty Rocki. Singing, dancing, music and mayhem- they’re all here, along with some of the hottest sex this side of Denton. Give yourself over to absolute pleasure, as this amazing cast of A-list talent and naughty newbie’s excite and entertain in this campy X-Rated adventure.

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Studio: Wicked Pictures

Director: Brad Armstrong

Starring:

  • jessica drake
  • Alektra Blue
  • Nicki Hunter
  • Annie Cruz
  • Kaylani Lei
  • Puma Swede
  • Kirsten Price
  • Rocco Reed
  • Mac Turner
  • Brad Armstrong
  • Randy Spears
  • Dick Chibbles
  • Jack Vegas
  • Marcus London
  • Ron Jeremy
  • Tommy Gunn

Wicked Pictures has released its latest parody film, and my oh my, what a parody film it is.  Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody, a film directed by Brad Armstrong, is a tongue-in-cheek (and everywhere else) take on the cult classic Rocky Horror Picture Show.  Filled to the brim with all sorts of deviant fun, Rocki Whore Picture Show comes across as a wild, fun, and very well put together porn, very much in the spirit of the classic film that it parodies.

With The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody, you definitely get your money’s worth.  The film comes in at two and half hours in length and contains eight hardcore scenes.  Mix in characters breaking into song, Ron Jeremy, outrageous costumes, and some of the most bizarre scenery and sets ever assembled for a porn, and the result is a film that simply refuses to let go of your attention.  And if all that weren’t enough, The Rocki Whore Picture Show is also packed with some of the brightest talent currently working in the industry, including jessica drake, Nikki Hunter, Alektra Blue, Brad Armstrong, and Tommy Gunn.

The star of all this insanity, far and away, is actor Mac Turner and his role as Frank n Beans.  While the male characters in most porn films tend to be little more than a prop, Mac Turner steals the show with his take on Tim Curry’s immortal Frank-N-Furter.  In each scene Turner appears in, which is almost all of them, he delivers an over the top performance that, while no where near as good as Tim Curry’s performance, is still hands down better than most any other actor, mainstream or porn, would be able to pull off.

And if you are in the market for depravity of every sort, The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody is just what you need.  As usual, jessica drake and Nikki Hunter also perform brilliantly.  Jessica Drake plays the role of Janet, the “heroine” of the film, while Nikki Hunter takes on the persona of Vagina, Frank-N-Beans slutty, devious maid.  Drake more than delivers in scene after scene, using all of her talents as she is put in every compromising position imaginable.  The rest of the cast does their best to add to the debauchery, with the film being capped off by a huge, bizarre orgy.

The Rocki Whore Picture Show: A Hardcore Parody is porn that you will enjoy, even if you don’t like porn.  The film is a fun, sinful parody that does a perfect job of spoofing its source material, The Rocky Horror Picture Show.  In scene after scene, viewers are treated to scenes that are both exciting and entertaining.  Hell, you might even get up in dance and cheer in between the blowjobs and screaming orgasms.  It’s that fun of a movie.  If you don’t check this movie out at least once, you’ll never stop hating yourself.  And neither will I.

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