You can’t have sex with Nikki Benz. But you can fuck her Fleshlight.
This has been something that a whole lot of people have been impatiently waiting for, for a long time…Nikki Benz is now a Fleshlight Girl. This means that you can now purchase a sex toy that’s been molded from Ms. Benz’s pussy and asshole. Considering that she’s one of the Earth’s most popular XXX starlets, this is some pretty big news. GO TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
The new Nikki Benz Fleshlight toys just went on sale yesterday, so if you want one, you can do that via the company’s official website. Or any decent sex toy shop. Or, possibly but not not recommended, that guys who’s selling things from his van that’s parked behind the Wal-Mart.
And as if the Nikki Benz Fleshlight wasn’t big enough news on its own, these toys will also feature a brand new internal design that’s never been used on any of the company’s previous products. So when you stick your dick into one of these things, it won’t feel like any other thing ever. Because apparently the fact that this thing was fashioned from Nikki Benz’s vagina wasn’t a big enough selling point on its own?
The two new designs (aka “sensations”) have been code-named MVP (vagina) and REIGN (butt hole). I’ve included a cutaway picture of what each of these things looks like above. As you look at them, you can kind of map out the journey that your dick (or whomever’s dick you intend it for) will have to navigate. And based on all of those tunnels, bumps, and ridges, this is pretty much like sending your penis on a Lord of the Rings style adventure.
The Nikki Benz Fleshlight MVP and Rein models are available for your purchasing pleasure right friggin’ now and (as of this writing) will cost you $79.95 each or $149.95 if you buy them both together.
Who is Nikki Benz?
I find it hard to believe that anyone reading Die-Screaming doesn’t know all about Nikki Benz. I’ve literally been writing about her porn exploits and accomplishments for years. But for anyone who needs it, allow me to provide a quick introduction…
Nikki Benz is a Canadian pornstar who began her adult film career in 2002. Since then, she has gone on to perform in nearly 300 hardcore movies. Additionally, Ms. Benz was named as the Penthouse Pet of the Year in 2011 and inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame in 2016. On top of all of that, she also ran for Mayor of Toronto in 2014.
What do you think?
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