If you aren’t watching live teen webcam shows, you’re fucking up at life
Everybody’s webcamming these days. In fact, there’s a solid chance that your mom and dad are performing in front of a cam right now. I’ll wait while you go throw up and cry. But of all the webcam options out there, it’s the live teen cams that you should really be devoting your attention to. Why? Because teenagers are fucking crazy.
I’m not just talking nonsense. Here’s five reasons why live teen cams should be a major part of your online porn life…
1. Live Teen Cams are LIVE!
I think we can all agree that when you put a sexy-hot teenager in front of a webcam and an audience, crazy shit is gonna happen. The eighteen and nineteen year olds who perform these cam shows are routinely some of the baddest girls around and when they are performing live — with no script and doing whatever pops into their heads — literally anything is possible and you never know what you’ll see them do next.
2. Teen Cam Models Can Teach You Things
Yes. They are teenagers. But that doesn’t mean these young’ens can’t teach you some new tricks. Because while you were all busy growing up and learning to be a responsible adult, you probably missed some new sex stuff. This is exactly the stuff that teenage webcam performers can show you. Don’t think of it as mindless Internet smut…it’s really a highly educational live streaming documentary.
3. You’ve Already Seen All That Other Shit
By default, live teen cams feature new models. Most teenage webcam performers have been doing the XXX thing for less than a year. So if you watch a bunch of teen cammers, you’re seeing the freshest young talent the industry has to offer. For my time and money, that’s a whole lot better than watching some older woman perform her same routine and just going through the motions.
4. Netflix and Hulu Ain’t Got Shit on Live Teen Cams
You need to make a decision. Are you going to spend hours of your day watching Hollywood produced shit on Netflix and Hulu or are you going to spend hours interacting with some wild, naked teenage cam girls? I get that you really, really want to check out that latest season of Luke Cage…but these girls are naked right now and you won’t be able to see the stuff they do today tomorrow. Choose wisely, my friend.
5. Teen Cam Shows Are Crazier
My people, in doing what I do, I’ve seen a LOT of insane XXX shenanigans. So take it from someone who spends his days doing nothing but problem drinking and watching and writing about porn; Teenage webcam models are absolutely fucking bonkers and they get wild on the regular. Simply put, you won’t find any more entertaining smut than a live teen cam.
What do you think?
What are your thoughts on all of this teenage webcam model insanity? Speak your deranged mind in the stupid little comments box below and then be prepared to be judged by the collective intelligence of the Internet.