Tell me again why Hollywood can’t make a decent DC Comics movie?
Justice League XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2017)
The King of Parody is back, with the biggest and most anticipated Adult movie of the year! Legendary director Axel Braun unites the heroes of his DC AxelVerse in more ways than one, in this epic Wicked Comix mega-production. With a stellar cast headlined by the ferociously sexy Romi Rain as Wonder Woman and a phenomenal Charlotte Stokely as Batwoman, “Justice League XXX: A Porn Parody” will show you why it’s time to COME TOGETHER!
Studio: Wicked Pictures
Director: Axel Braun
Starring:
- Romi Rain
- Ryan Driller
- Xander Corvus
- Jessa Rhodes
- Tyler Nixon
- Katrina Jade
- jessica drake
- August Ames
- Derrick Pierce
- Lena Paul
- Dana Vespoli
- Charlotte Stokely
- Aiden Ashley
- Giovanni Francesco
We’ve been hearing about this film for months and now it’s finally about to be released. Justice League XXX is nearly upon us and just judging by the trailer and box art, it looks a whole hell lot better than nearly anything that Hollywood has produced in terms of DC Comics superhero movies.
With the exception of Wonder Woman. And Dark Knight. Those movies were actually really fucking great.
But Axel Braun seems to have managed to do what’s so far proven to be impossible for Warner Brothers, bringing the whole damn Justice League together along with a mess of their greatest enemies. And it’s being released before the big budget Hollywood version.
Justice League XXX | Will it live up to the hype?
Probably. I can’t say for sure because I haven’t actually seen it yet, but the movie certainly has a lot going for it.
Start with the cast of performers. I triple-dog dare you to find a porn movie that features a better lineup of XXX talent. Romi Rain, jessica drake, Katrina Jade, Jessa Rhodes, Aiden Ashley, Lena Paul, Charlotte Stokely and Dana Vespoli? All in the same damn film? My people, I don’t even think it’s possible to make anything less than a really great dirty movie with all of those ladies involved.
And then there’s the dudes. Ryan Driller is probably one of the greatest men to ever play the part of Superman. And I mean ever, like inside or outside of Hollywood or Porn Valley. Add in Xander Corvus and Tyler Nixon, both of whom will probably be inducted in at least one XXX Hall of Fame, and it’s a goddamn party.
Then there’s the fact that Justice League XXX is an Axel Braun directed porn parody. Mr. Braun practically invented the comic book porn parody genre and he’s really fucking good at it. You may recall that Die-Screaming ranked his Suicide Squad XXX movie as the #5 Best Porn Movie of 2016. Do you even know how many other porn movies were released in 2016? I don’t either…but it was a lot. Thousands, probably.
And then there’s the lineup of DC Comics characters all brought to life in this film. I can guarantee you that the dumbasses at Warner Brothers will never figure out how to make a Justice League movie that includes Superman, Green Lantern, Flash, Wonder Woman, Batwoman, Lex Luthor, Catwoman, Knockout, Mercy Graves and Lashina. And on top of that, have all of them in costumes that look as good as they do in the comic books.
Justice League XXX will be released on September 30th.
What are your thoughts on what we’ve seen so far from this latest Axel Braun porn parody? Tell us all about it in the comments section below or just get the fuck up outta here.
