For the price of a burrito, your name can be in the credits…
Savannah Solo, QT Snack, and Bunni Black need our help. These people are working on making a movie called Frankenbabes, it sounds awesome, but they need some cash to bring it to life. As they explain in the video above, they need to raise at least $50,000. As of this writing, they’re about 60% there. But they still have a ways to go so it’s time to help out.
Or, alternatively, you can be a fucking asshole and do nothing.
The whole premise of Frankenbabes is explained in the video but if you don’t want to watch that, here’s the plot as stolen directly from the Kickstarter page…
A group of amazing performers are banding together to create a horror short that is unlike any other! Inspired by 80s films like WEIRD SCIENCE and RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD – FRANKENBABES will bring to life a wicked premise that feels straight out of that era but told through a modern lens. The short will showcase a cast of seriously kickass undead baddies – who will only be revealed to you as we reach certain goals!
It sounds pretty badass, I think. As someone who grew up in the Eighties, I can certainly appreciate the desire to make a movie that has the look and feel of that era. And because I’m also a Savannah Solo fan, I’m even more pumped to see this joint become a reality. And mostly I want to watch QT Snack, Bunni Black, and Savannah Solo do sexy zombie stuff.
So how can you help? Donating money to the cause is the most obvious answer. Do this by visiting the Frankenbabes Kickstarter page. For those not familiar with Kickstarter, there’s a range of “rewards” that you can earn based on how much cash you fork over. The more money you donate, the better the rewards. The booty ranges from having your name appear in the Frankenbabes credits ($5) to being cast in the movie ($10,000). Also, as you move up the rewards tier, you get all of the “lower” rewards.
For $75, you get your name in the credits, a pack of Frankenbabes stickers, an autographed 8×10 picture of a Frankenbabe of your choosing, an autographed Frankebabes movie poster, a link to watch the movie before it’s made available to the public, a polaroid of a Frankenbabe, and a sock to jerk off into or wear on one of your feet. Or your only foot if you just have one.
Additionally, or alternatively if you can’t afford to donate any money, you can help raise awareness for the movie by telling people about it. Post about it on your socials. Tell your friends. Text a link to this post to your group chat. Ask your rich uncle to throw some of his money at it. Doing this stuff costs zero dollars but will help a lot. Seriously. One of the hardest things about projects like this is getting the word out and you can very easily help with that.
Okay, good talk. I have to get back to watching hardcore porn movies, drinking terrifying amounts of whiskey, and filthing up the Internet before the goddamn Republicans make two of those things federal crimes.
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