The Fleshlight Turbo BJ simulator wants to suck you off
— Fleshlight (@Fleshlight) January 18, 2017
A few days ago, Fleshlight introduced its first new toy for 2017. It’s called The Turbo and is designed to simulate “the ultimate blowjob”. This is probably a very good business move on the part of Fleshlight because in my experience, the demand for blowjobs is a lot bigger than the supply available.
The Turbo is the highly-advanced BJ machine of the future and it’s come to make the Earth a better place for everyone. Everyone with a dick, anyway.
I think by now, everyone is familiar with the design of a Fleshlight. The Turbo stands out from what we’ve come to expect from that design, both inside and out. At first glance, the Turbo doesn’t exactly look like the most inviting sex toy. The place that you stick your penis into actually looks like some sort of industrial fan that is meant for chopping and slicing as opposed to sucking and licking.
But that’s just to scare away the riff-raff. By all accounts, this is one of the most awesome things you could ever shove your dick into.
Lips, tongue or throat. Which would you like?
I mentioned that the design of the Fleshlight Turbo is different from what we’ve seen from any other of their male pleasure toys. What makes the Turbo so fundamentally different is the fact that its specifically designed to simulate the three main blowjob sensations; lips, tongue and throat.
Just as in real life, the type of hummer you receive will vary depending on how far down your dick goes. If you want the “Shy Girl on the First Date” blowjob, just put the tip of your dick in, which will give you the feel of lips sucking and kissing it. Or you could opt for the “Crazy girl you just met at work” and get the lips and tongue. Finally, you have the “Cum guzzling slut” experience, allowing you to shove it into the lips, past the tongue and down her tight, filthy throat.
2 different designs | Thrust + Ignition
There are two different Fleshlight Turbo designs; Thrust and Ignition. While both come in a variety of colors, the real difference between the two is on the inside. Simply put, each of them is designed to feel different on your dick. While I haven’t personally used either of them, it seems from all the reviews that I’ve seen so far that the Thrust is the more popular version.
Rather than try and describe to you what makes the Thrust and Ignition different, I’ll just show you some pictures so you can see for yourself. This is what the Thrust looks like from the inside…
And this is what the Ignition has to offer…
Both the Ignition and the Thrust come in either copper or ice blue colors. I guess so you can color coordinate it with your bedroom decor?
Is this thing worth the $69 purchase price?
Maybe. I know some dudes who would sell their first-born child on Craig’s List for a good blowjob. Or crack. Honestly, I probably need to find new friends…
Anyway, to give you an idea of what other people (who aren’t demented drunk assholes such as myself) have to say about the Fleshlight Turbo, here’s what some guy who reviews sex toys for a living had to say about the Fleshlight Turbo over at PocketPussyWorld.com…
Without any doubt, the Fleshlight Turbo is the most effective blowjob simulator of all time. Available in both copper and blue ice, as well as Ignition and Thrust, Fleshlight Turbo leaves little to the imagination. The ground breaking unique double opening orifice is only available on Turbo Fleshlight models and has never been seen before in the male sex toy industry.
Fleshlight has always offered a lips orifice for those lovers of oral sex but now they have taken it to the next level with Turbo, the most realistic pocket pussy for blowjobs ever created. With the addition of the popular clear Turbo case and blue ice sleeve, the Fleshlight Turbo gives a whole new perspective on what it means to get your dick sucked by a pocket pussy.
If we had to pick one sleeve over the other, we would go with Thrust because its deep divots create an incredible suction effect. Ignition is better for overall experience because of its wide variety, but here at Pocket Pussy World we value the suction capabilities of each Fleshlight more than features. For our Turbo Fleshlight Review, we award this Fleshlite an overall score of 10/10.
What do you think?
What are your thoughts on this new blowjob sex machine thing? Tell us all about it in the comments below or I will find you and literally shit in your cereal.