Not having a FakeTaxi.com membership is not acceptable!
Canadian tourist Veronica Vice gets royally fucked 🇨🇦🚕
— Fake Taxi (@FakeTaxi) May 14, 2017
FakeTaxi.com is cranking out hundreds of the hottest XXX scenes on the Internet. After performing an extensive review of the entire site over a three day period, I can say that with absolute certainty. Because I am an unloved, drunken asshole who spends all his days getting whiskey drunk and watching porn, I’ve seen more smut than most any other human being.
So when I tell you that FakeTaxi is good stuff…you should believe me. In fact, I’ve been so won over by the site that I can give you three really damn good reasons to sign up for a membership today.
1. FakeTaxi.com has the top European porn stars
While I’m a proud American, I have no problem saying that European porn is frequently a whole lot hotter than anything being produced here in the USA. FakeTaxi is based out of the United Kingdom and features some of the finest damn XXX starlets from the right side of the Atlantic Ocean, including Gina Gerson, Valentina Nappi, Candi Kayne, Samantha Bentley, Harmony Reigns, Sienna Day and Sensual Jane.
2. A huge variety of XXX videos
FakeTaxi.com has pretty much every type of smut that you would ever want to watch. Anal, threesomes, Boy/Girl, lesbian, interracial, ass-to-mouth, MILF, teen, big tits, POV, etc. I even saw one video that featured a girl dressed like a clown getting fucked in the back seat of the taxi. Even if you attention span has been ruined by years of head trauma and alcohol (like me!), you will not get bored with this site.
3. FakeTaxi has nearly 450 hardcore scenes
If you decided that you were going to binge watch every video on FakeTaxi.com and not do shit else until you finished, it would take you a little over five and a half days. And that’s assuming that you watched all the videos, back to back without sleeping or taking any food or bathroom breaks. There is more hardcore porn on this website than your brain can handle.
What do you think?
I know what good porn is when I see it and FakeTaxi.com is 100% legit. But that’s just my (super awesome) opinion. What do you think? Share your thoughts in the comments below. OR ELSE!