Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to welcome you to Day 1 of Exxxotica. I must admit, this place is like Disneyland for adults. After checking in and receiving our press passes it was off to the races. Walking in the door was like strolling through the gates of Valhalla and the Mighty Thor himself would drop a load in his pants with his first gaze.
Upon entering we were greeted by the welcoming committee:
These nice young ladies offered me a seat, but for obvious reasons I had to decline:
As we moved on down the line these nice girls asked us if we wanted to see what they could do with their lollipop. Fortunately this time saying “Yes” paid off and didn’t end with me being arrested, thank God! In case you didn’t notice, the place in the background is offering specials on Monday nights.
There’s plenty to see and do at Exxxotica – New Jersey 2011. We’ll have plenty more for you…trust me!
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