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WATCH: This Ain’t the Expendables XXX Porn Parody Trailer

October 16, 2012 by Dan C. Leave a Comment

Hustler releases “This Ain’t the Expendables XXX” trailer

The Expendables XXX Porn Parody - Directed by Axel Braun

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Axel Braun – arguably the most successful director in the adult industry – has released the trailer for his latest porn parody; This Ain’t the Expendables XXX.  The film stars an allstar cast of some of the hottest female talent currently working in the porn biz, including a non-sex role for porn legend Tera Patrick.  Based on the popular Expendables line of mainstream films, Braun’s version also features lots of guns and action, along with hardcore sex scenes.  Anyway, here’s the SFW trailer for This Ain’t the Expendables XXX…

And, while we’re at it, allow me to provide the official Expendables XXX plot description, as quoted from the back of the DVD case…

An all-star cast of hardcore icons, featuring a special appearance by Tera Patrick, headlines Axel Braun’s explosive action spoof about a group of hot female mercenaries on a treacherous mission who are kicking serious ass…and getting some too! Guns, fights, motorcycles, and hot chicks all come together for Hustler Video in the 3D parody event of the year!

The Expendables XXX Porn Parody - Back Cover

I also mentioned that This Ain’t the Expendables XXX comes equipped with a superstar cast of female porn talent.  Specifically, this porn parody stars Andy San Dimas, Kimberly Kane, Kylie Ireland, London Keyes, Jessie Andrews, Brooklyn Lee, Ana Foxx, and Lyla Storm.  All of those pornstars are in addition to Tera Patrick, marking one of her only on-screen appearances since her retirement from the porn industry in 2008.  In terms of the male talent, This Ain’t the Expendables XXX doesn’t do too bad in that area, either, featuring performances by Alec Knight, Brendon Miller, Billy Glide, and Derrick Pierce.

This Ain’t the Expendables XXX is produced and directed by Axel Braun and is set to be released on October 30th from Hustler Video.  Based on what you’ve seen so far from this latest porn parody, what are your thoughts?  Let us know in the comments section below.

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