Jesus is risen and Elena Koshka is squirting in this new video…
Porn Jesus and Elena Koshka made a new hardcore video and this is perfect. I haven’t yet seen the footage but, believe me my people, I’m gonna make it a point to go check it out. Because it’s Elena Koshka. And Porn Jesus. And it’s almost Easter. And because everything about all of this is twisted and I love it.
I was planning on watching Godzilla VS Kong tonight but this just bumped it off my schedule for tonight.
The video (I don’t think it has a name) is available now on Elena Koshka’s OnlyFans profile. You’ll have to subscribe to watch it but whatever the cost…it’s worth it.
Elena Koshka + Porn Jesus | Wait…what the fuck is happening?
Elena Koshka is a very well known pornstar and all of you should know all about her. Porn Jesus also does porn. Both of them are hugely creative and have their own series of videos. The two of them have just partnered up for a new scene featuring both of them doing what they do; Elena Koshka squirting and Porn Jesus doing Porn Jesus things.
To quote from the press release that Porn Jesus sent me this morning…
“Stars align in the Valley of San Fernando to debut a XXX-Presentation of Elena Koshka and Porn Jesus. The roughly 20 minute scene features a baptism of squirt, hardcore sex, and the dreamy artistic direction that fans have come to expect from Koshka Productions.“
“Elena Koshka describes the series as ‘something new and exciting that brings stimulation on every level.”‘ Koshka’s trademark style creates a cinematic “full body high” through the use of “innovative filmmaking and frequency music.”
“Porn Jesus noted that he was ‘very impressed by Elena’s squirt abilities”‘ and says ‘maybe next time we will have to write a scene for Porn Moses.”
“You can also find exclusive BTS footage of Elena Koshka and Porn Jesus on their onlyfans accounts.“
If you want to see this video (you do), what you need to do is go subscribe to Elena Koshka’s OnlyFans. And then also subscribe to Porn Jesus’ OnlyFans profile because that’s what Jesus would literally want you to do. Then, while sitting at the dinner table with your entire family (preferably at Easter Dinner), be sure to tell them all about what you’ve done.
What do you think?
What are your thoughts on all of this Jesus/Koshka madness? Tell us all about it in the comments below because, unlike your grandmother, I won’t cry when you tell me about these things.
