The Internet is scrambling for Lori Loughlin porn…
In case you missed it, actress Lori Loughlin making all sorts of headlines these days. Best known for her role as “Aunt Becky” on Full House, Loughlin is now is legal trouble for trying to bribe her daughter’s way into the University of Southern California. And, of course, now there’s a huge demand for Lori Loughlin porn.
To be clear, Lori Loughlin has never done porn. And, to the best of my knowledge, she’s never appeared in a “leaked” sex tape of any sort. She has appeared scantily clad in some of her early movies, but that’s about as close as you’re likely to get to seeing Aunt Becky doing sex stuff.
Lori Loughlin porn is in high-demand…
Again, Lori Loughlin has not done porn. But that hasn’t stopped the people for searching for it anyway. xHamster, the popular porn-tube site, recently revealed that in the wake of the college admissions scandal, searches for Lori Loughlin smut increased by 6,335%. Additionally, searches for “Aunt Becky Porn” shot up 825%.
And while Loughlin might not have ever actually done XXX or even softcore stuff, there is a whole bunch of photoshopped Aunt Becky porn floating around out there. Just doing a simple search for “Lori Loughlin porn” in Google Images will turn up a bunch of fake pictures. You can bet that there’s a whole bunch of people jacking it to this stuff.
I’ve also heard lots of people talking about Lori Loughlin deciding to get into porn or maybe selling a sex tape of something like that. Their reasoning/wishful thinking goes along the lines of, “Well, she can’t work in Hollywood, anymore. Guess she’s gotta start getting naked and doing hardcore porn to pay her legal bills, now.”
Probably not. No. If she had a half-million dollars to blow on trying to get her dumbass daughter into college, she probably isn’t hurting for cash. Your dream of actually seeing Lori Loughlin do smut is never going to come true.
What are Lori Loughlin’s sexiest movies?
Once you get tired of jerking off to some shitty photoshopped pictures, maybe you’ll be interested in watching the real Lori Loughlin doing sexy, non-porn stuff. That’s understandable. So which movies of hers are the sexiest?
The Night Before (1988) and Suckers (2001) are probably her two most risque films. That being said, unless you’re really desperate, you really shouldn’t spend too much time searching for or even actually watching either of these movies. You don’t get to see much more than Loughlin in a bra and panties and the movies themselves are pretty lame.
My advice? Put on some old episodes of Full House and have fun imagining what kind of and how much weird sex Aunt Becky and Uncle Jessie are having in their room while Uncle Joey is downstairs entertaining the kids with a puppet show.