Asa Akira needs your help to make Dana DeArmond a big-tittied MILF. Please?
Asa Akira has set up an IndieGoGo campaign to raise money for a very important cause; Getting bigger boobs for Dana DeArmond. According to Ms. Akira, Dana DeArmond is too old for teen porn and doesn’t have the “big fake tits” that she says every MILF performer needs. So the goal for this campaign is to raise enough money to fund breast augmentation surgery for Dana DeArmond so that she can start starring in MILF smut.
If you can’t get behind helping fund big tits, then really what do you stand for? Nothing.
The goal of Asa Akira’s IndieGoGo campaign is to raise $11,111. $10,000 of that will be used to pay for Dana DeArmond’s breast augmentation surgery, with the rest going to pay all the IndieGoGo/PayPal/credit card processing fees.
To quote from Asa Akira’s Project MILF Indiegogo page…
I come to Indie Go Go because I’m in quite the predicament. My favorite performer, friend, and fellow receiver of double dicks in her ass DANA DEARMOND has hit a bump in her career. After 11 years in porn, she is in a stage of porno search term analytics where she is – almost exactly like that Britney song – not a Teen, not yet a MILF.
In the real world, MILF is a term reserved for women who’ve contracted the worst STD possible – children. However, in the porn world, we use it far more respectably to define any woman above age 30 with big fake tits. So while we cannot reverse time and make Dana a “Teen” again, we can certainly slap some big fake tits on her and make her a MILF.
In the case we do not meet our campaign goal of $11,111.00, NOBODY will be charged, your money will be credited right back to wherever it came from. Unlike the anal sex we have for your viewing pleasure, it’s RISK FREE!
As of this writing, the Project MILF campaign has raised a little over $1,600 in about 18 hours. That’s a full 15% of the $11,111 goal after less than two days, which is both impressive and proof that the people really want Ms. DeArmond to get big floppy MILF tits. And to help sweeten the deal, Dana DeArmond and Asa Akira are offering all sorts of wonderful rewards for various levels of contributions…
- $5 – Thank you!
- $10 – Dana and Asa will say a prayer for you
- $50 – An autographed 8 x 10 picture from both Dana and Asa
- $100 – Get exclusive access to Dana’s SnapChat (otherwise private)
- $200 – A short thank you video from Dana and Asa
- $300 – Used panties from both Dana and Asa
- $500 – A short Skype session with Dana and Asa
- $1,000 – A longer Skype session with Dana and Asa
- $3,000 – A custom Dana DeArmond/Asa Akira video
- $5,000 – The souls of both Dana and Asa
So for those of you who want to see Dana DeArmond get bigger tits and start performing as a slutty MILF, give some cash to the cause. Because if we don’t help Dana DeArmond help get larger boobs…who will?