Die-Screaming reviews Merry Christmas with the Family, the new holiday porn from Private Media. Full review and XXX screenshots here.
I'm a drunken idiot who's not good at anything except watching porn. Occasionally, I write reviews and shit about the porn movies that I watch. You can find all of those reviews here. Also, I don't pretend to be a fancy "porn critic", I just tell you what I like and don't like about the films. Sometimes I scream when I pee and I don't know why. Anyway, uh, I hope you like my sexy porn reviews or whatever!
Die-Screaming reviews Tonight’s Girlfriend 45, featuring Siri and Holly Michaels. Get the full review here and see why it got such a really good score.
ButtSlammers, the XXX film from Airerose Entertainment, is one of the most extreme and hardcore porn films I’ve seen in recent memory. Full review here.
This Missy Martinez showcase film does an amazing job of demonstrating why Ms. Martinez is one of the most badass women currently working in porn.
Pure Bush, from Airerose Entertainment, was a decent hardcore porn film that could have been so much better had it just managed to stay out of its own way.
Trans500’s Caitlyn Jenner porn parody – Kaitlyn Gender: Based On a Not So True Story – manages to live up to the considerable hype surrounding its release.
Daddy’s Video Virgins 2 from Desperate Pleasures has enough going for it to make the film better than most other amateur porn films. My full review here.
Abella Danger may very well be the best new pornstar of 2015 and All Access Abella Danger may be her best XXX film to date. Get my full review here.
Desperate Pleasures has produced a wickedly taboo porn film that is surprising good and features an awesome cast of rookie pornstars. Full review here.
Evil Squirters, the new gonzo porn from Evil Angel and Toni Ribas, is filthy, messy, and over the top. Get the full Die-Screaming review here.