Die-Screaming ranks the best tits in porn!
10. Shay Evans
While she hasn’t been in porn all that long, I’ve seen enough of Shay Evans’ tits to know that they are among the finest in all of the XXX landscape. A native of Puerto Rico, Ms. Evans has only performed in a handful of hardcore scenes as of this writing. Hopefully we’ll be seeing a lot more of her (and her boobs) in 2017.
9. Valentina Nappi
The 2017 XBIZ Foreign Female Performer of the Year award winner, Valentina Nappi is one of the hottest and most popular porn superstars in all the world. This Italian stunner has been performing in smut since 2012 and has well over 250 hardcore titles to her credit. And her boobs are absolutely amazing.
8. Anna Bell Peaks
Not only does Anna Bell Peaks sport some of the best ink of any starlet currently working in porn, but her tits are also super-duper nice. Die-Screaming ranked her as the #4 best new pornstar of 2015 and since then she’s established herself as one of the most popular women in the dirty movie biz. If you want, you can also check out her ten best XXX movies.
7. Jezabel Vessir
Jezabel Vessir is quickly becoming one of my favorite hardcore performers. Blessed with stunning beauty and a super-fine set of knockers, Ms. Vessir has also been increasingly performing in some of the best XXX releases the industry has to offer. Most recently (as of this writing, anyway), you can see her in Ethnicity, the new blockbuster from Wicked Pictures and director Brad Armstrong.
6. Romi Rain
Was there any doubt that Romi Rain would be appearing somewhere on this list? Die-Screaming’s #8 best female pornstar of 2015, Ms. Rain has either won or been nominated for nearly every major porn award ever invented. A true XXX superstar, Romi Rain and her tits have been have been some of the best things to happen to hardcore smut over the past couple of years.
5. Nikki Benz
Nikki Benz is a goddamn legend. When you people think of the word “pornstar”, there’s a solid chance that it’s Ms. Benz and her boobs that they think of. Performing hardcore fucking in front of a camera since 2002, Nikki Benz has appeared in nearly 400 X-rated movies, been inducted into the AVN Hall of Fame (2016) and has even run for political office.
4. Lena Paul
One of the newest performers to appear on this list, Lena Paul and her boobs have taken the world of porn by storm. Her 32DDD tits have helped make her one of the most popular new starlets to make their debut in 2016 and she’s been getting lots of work from all the major US studios. She isn’t a superstar yet…but she probably will be very soon.
3. Keisha Grey
You can’t have a conversation about the best boobs in porn and not mention Keisha Grey. In 2014, Die-Screaming ranked her as the #5 best new starlet of the year. And since then, all she’s done has gone on to establish herself as one of the industry’s top stars. In 2016, Elegant Angel gave her the role of “Titwoman” and her and her tatas are certainly deserving of that title.
2. August Ames
If you don’t think that August Ames has some of the best boobs to ever appear in porn, you and I probably won’t be able to be friends. This lady is one of the most popular XXX starlets on Earth and her and her tits have been nominated for more awards than you or I can count. If you haven’t already, you need to check out her ten best hardcore videos.
1. Angela White
Angela White is my choice for having the #1 best set of boobs in all of porn. Even if you aren’t a fan of massive titties, you can’t deny that Ms. White has one of the most impressive racks of any pornstar ever. Over the past few years, this Australian native has established herself as one of the most elite and respected ladies in all of smut. If her tits were the last thing I saw before I died, that would be okay.
Making a list like this is fucking impossible.
Everyone loves boobs.
But when it comes to ranking the best boobs? And having to choose from all the different shapes and sizes in porn? It’s an exercise in futility. Because all of them look great and trying to figure out which ones are your favorites makes your brain hurt. So I’m pretty sure that none of you will 100% agree with my selections or how I have them ranked.
That being said, I’m willing to stand by my decisions. The tits you see here are some of the most amazing on Earth and the ladies who own them have used them to great effect in some of the hottest XXX videos around. If these aren’t the ten greatest sets of knockers in all of smut…they’re pretty fucking close.
Editor’s note: Since I first published this Best Boobs in Porn post back in 2013, it’s been updated a few times. This is because there’s always new and amazing boobs making their way into porn. And because I change my mind frequently.
What do you think?
Yeah. I get it. You think this whole list is bullshit and if you were gonna do it, it would be thousands of times better. And you’re probably right. I’m a drunken idiot who spends most of my time guzzling cheap whiskey and running a blog about porn. And pissing on things that don’t belong to me.
So you have a better idea about who has the best tits in porn? Fine. Leave us your top ten in the comments box below.