Die-Screaming ranks the 10 best butts in XXX…
10. Kira Noir
Since making her XXX debut in late 2015, Kira Noir has established herself as one of the industry’s hottest new talents. In addition to being nominated by AVN, XBIZ and NightMoves for each of their highly coveted Best New Starlet trophies, Ms. Noir was also ranked by Die-Screaming as the #9 best new female pornstar of 2016. And as anyone who’s seen any of her films will testify to under oath, her butt is also really nice.
9. Missy Martinez
Missy Martinez has one of the hottest damn bodies in all of smut and her ass is also something special. She’s an XXX veteran who’s been performing in dirty movies for the better part of a decade and now seems to frequently playing the role of “MILF” in many of her latest films. Whatever you want to call her, there’s no denying that she is fine as fuck.
8. Jada Stevens
There have been entire movies made about Jada Stevens’ booty. A veteran of the business and a three-time AVN Female Performer of the Year nominee, Ms. Stevens has one of the most infamous butts in all of XXX. And if that doesn’t get her your vote, you should know that she was named as the very first “Booty Queen” by ArchAngel Productions and served in that role until she passed it off to AJ Applegate in 2015.
7. AJ Applegate
Speaking of AJ Applegate, here she is at number seven. Since she began her hardcore porn career back in 2012, AJ Applegate has blossomed into one of the most elite talents the industry has seen since the dawn of the 21st Century. And on top of all that, Ms. Applegate’s ass won awards, been the subject of many XXX videos and helped her win the hearts of millions of fans across the globe.
6. Maya Bijou
Maya Bijou may not have the biggest butt on this list, but there’s no denying (unless you are a Communist) that her ass is nothing short of amazing. She just started working in porn last year, but for anyone who’s been paying attention, she has absolutely made an impression. And if you’re one of those poor bastards that hasn’t been paying attention, check her out in Lesbian Family Affair 4 (Filly Films) and Terrible Teens (Wicked Pictures).
5. Anikka Albrite
A reasonable person could make the statement that Anikka Albrite has been one of the most dominant female forces the XXX industry has seen over the past decade and I would have a hard time arguing against it. Because I think she is exactly that. In addition to her unrivaled sexual charisma and looks hot enough to fry bacon, Ms. Albrite also happens to own one of the raddest booties I’ve seen on any pornstar ever.
4. Alexis Texas
Alexis Texas, and her mighty ass, is a goddamn porn legend. Even if don’t know anything about porn, you’re probably at least familiar with this lady. Over the span of her decade long career, Ms. Texas’ ass has helped her earn more award nominations than pretty much anyone ever. Also, her performances in Elegant Angel’s classic Buttwoman films should be mandatory viewing.
3. Bridgette B.
Bridgette B. has, in my drunken stupid-ass opinion, one of the most magnificent asses in the history of porn. Is that a bold statement? Yes. But considering this lady has been rocking the XXX industry for a whole damn decade at this point and has performed in nearly 500 hardcore scenes, I have no problem saying it.
2. Abella Danger
Abella Danger is one of the baddest women currently working in porn and hands down one of the hottest starlets to debut in the industry in a long damn time. In fact, Die-Screaming ranked Ms. Danger as the #1 best new starlet of 2015 and the #2 best female pornstar of 2016. And when it comes to killer booties, hers is absolutely stunning.
1. Kissa Sins
Kissa Sins is my choice for having Die-Screaming’s #1 best ass in porn. In terms of pure hotness, there aren’t many that can rival Mrs. Sins (married to fellow pornstar Johnny Sins) on any level. And while she’s certainly as close to the “full package” as you’re likely to find, Kissa Sins’ butt is simply epic.
About these Best Ass rankings…
Assembling a list like this is really, really fucking hard. Porn is full of some of the hottest women on Earth, so trying to figure out who’s butt ranks as one of the ten best is next to impossible. I mention this because I’m sure almost all of you are looking at the list and disagreeing with most or all of the rankings.
How can Alexis Texas not be #1? AJ Applegate is only ranked seventh? Really? I get it. But no matter who I had ranked where, the list would never be perfect. I’m open to the idea that each and every one of my selections are debateable, but I’m also confident in this list.
In fact, I’d go so far as to say this is the absolute best and most complete Best Butts in Porn list that you are likely to find anywhere.
What do you think?
Everything about this Best Ass list is 100% opinion. My opinion, specifically. And I’m sure all of you disagree with everything. Fine. Feel free to tell me why I’m wrong and share your own Top 10 Best Butt list in the comments below.
Anton says
I thought it was Annika albrite or aj Applegate or Alexis Texas with the best ass