This is what Annie would have been like if it were written by a psychopath…
Anne: A Taboo Parody (2018)
This controversial twist on a traditional parody features Pure Taboo’s acclaimed blend of challenging and psychologically intense characters, breathtaking cinematography, and some of the best acting in the industry.
Anne (Eliza Jane) has always been an orphan. Now that she is eighteen, she hopes she can one day be reunited with the parents who left her behind. But her dreams are mixed with the psychological damages of being a wayward girl in a transition home used for all kinds of under-the-table labor, some too heinous to describe.
An environment void of order and reality sees her adopted into the possession of a rich businessman, Mr. Westfield (Derrick Pierce), who’s attraction for Anne clouds his judgement, making a scheme to retake Anne, concocted by the lecherous owner of the transition home Mr. Hands (Tommy Pistol) possible.
Will Anne survive scandal and manipulation to find where she truly belongs?
Studio: Pure Taboo
Directors: Craven Moorehead and Bree Mills
- Eliza Jane
- Casey Calvert
- Kristen Scott
- Sarah Vandella
- Whitney Wright
- Elena Koshka
- Ashley Adams
- Derrick Pierce
- Tommy Pistol
- Steve Holmes
- Seth Gamble
- Mick Blue
If you believe that any story could be improved with the addition of hardcore sex and crippling psychological trauma, Pure Taboo has something for you. Anne: A Taboo Parody is the studio’s take on the story of Little Orphan Annie and it is absolutely nothing like the comic strip, musical or movie that you might have enjoyed as a child. Because porn.
Anne is directed by Bree Mills and Craven Moorehead, the creative XXX duo who have made a name for themselves and their Pure Taboo studio for turning out some of the most dark and twisted features in smut. Some of their other recent films include The Psychiatrist, Future Darkly Vol. 1 and The Countdown. They also wrote and directed Half His Age, which made the list as one of the best porn movies of 2017.
Anne: A Taboo Parody | This movie looks like it could be something special…
I haven’t seen Anne yet, but what I have seen and read about the movie leads me to believe it stands to be a movie that is probably worth our attention. I say that for a few reasons. The first is that, as I already mentioned, this is a Mills and Moorehead joint and they have a history of making some really outstanding porn features. The two of them taking on a story like this is definitely something I’d wanna check out.
Second, have you seen the talent featured in Anne: A Taboo Parody? It’s fucking killer. Eliza Jane plays the starring role as Anne and is joined by such XXX superstars as Kristen Scott, Casey Calvert, Sarah Vandella, Tommy Pistol, Mick Blue, Elena Koshka, Steve Holmes and Derrick Pierce. That, my people, is a collection of some of the most talented folks currently working in the dirty movie business.
Like I said, I haven’t seen Anne yet so I suppose that it’s entirely possible that this movie sucks diseased hobo ass. However, with everything this thing has going for it and the amount of talent involved on both sides of the camera, I suspect that the film is gonna be up for more than a few industry awards when those things are announced a few weeks from now.
What do you think?
Anne: A Taboo Parody is available now on streaming VOD and will be released on DVD sometime in the very near future and has a runtime of 4 hours 40 minutes.
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