You need more webcam sex in your life ASAP! Here’s why…
1. Webcam models are cooler than any of your real-life friends.
You probably like your friends, but if you could hang out with any one of them or a cam model for an hour, who do you think you’d have more fun with? Exactly.
2. Watching live sex on the Internet teaches you new things.
There’s a whole shit ton of things that you don’t know and this ignorance is holding you back from achieving your full potential. You’ll learn more about sex and human anatomy and crazy-weird fetishes in an hour on one of the top adult webcam sites than you will in four years at one of the country’s top universities.
3. Adult webcam models know how to decorate.
I’ve watched a LOT of adult webcam shows and one thing they all have in common is that all of the models have way better looking bedrooms than me. Even if watching strangers touch themselves and do sex stuff isn’t your thing, you should still do it if only to learn how make your bedroom look fancy and sophisticated.
4. Spending your time watching webcam shows will keep you off the PCP.
Within every decent human being is a crazed PCP addict just trying to get out. Every hour that you spend sitting there watching adult cam models do their thing is one less hour that you have to worry about being out in the streets looking to score PCP and/or crack.
5. Spending your money on webcam sites strengthens our economy.
Every dollar that you spend on an adult webcam site helps someone pay their bills, purchase the things they want and need and allows these folks to achieve a higher standard of living. All of this capitalism makes the economy stronger and eventually creates new jobs and maybe one day you’ll accept one of these jobs and make more money.
6. Real-life relationships are too expensive.
I’ve spent several minutes thinking really hard about this and I can’t come up with a single way in which a real-life relationship is better than one you can have with an adult webcam model. And from a financial point-of-view, it’s much cheaper in the long run to spend your time and money with a webcam model than it is with a boyfriend or girlfriend.
7. Webcam models can help expand your vocabulary.
One of the reasons that no one likes hanging out with you is because you sound like a fucking moron whenever you open your mouth. Webcam models, on the other hand, are funny and engaging and masters of the English language. Think I’m wrong? How many people are throwing money at you to entertain them via webcam? Exactly. Take notes.
8. Live sex shows are better than anything on Netflix.
Okay. Stranger Things might be just as good as any XXX webcam performance…but everything else on Netflix ain’t shit compared to watching a hot model do sexy stuff LIVE. Upgrade your entertainment and spend some time watching cam models get naked and have orgasms.
What do you think?
Hopefully you found this post enlightening and are now on the path towards being a better person. Or maybe you didn’t and continue to be a worthless degenerate. Either way, tell us all about it in the comments below.