You should be writing for Die-Screaming.
If you have ever wanted to write for a website named Die-Screaming, well, you may be in luck. See, we’re always looking for new authors to post things to this here website. If you are a semi-decent writer (or better) and think people would be interested in reading your shit, then why not consider being a writer for Die-Screaming? What? Are you too good for us or something?
What kind of writers are we looking for? All kinds. Die-Screaming, in case you haven’t noticed, covers pretty much everything. We, on a regular basis, talk about comic books, movies, music, porn, relationship and dating advice, tech, and Internet stuff. Hell, at times, we even discuss politics. So if you think you could write about any of that stuff, or any other subject you think we should cover, let us know.
Will you be compensated in any way? No. At least not yet. See, as I type this, this website actually costs us (by us and mean me and the friends who help me run it) money. So until we figure a way to make money (we’re working on that, by the way) from this site…no one gets shit. Except, of course, the opportunity to have your work published on a regular basis and put in front of a large and growing (our traffic is increasing by about 45% a month since January) audience.
Do we just accept anyone as a writer? Not quite. We prefer people who are semi-talented at writing and who’ve maybe have some blog post writing experience. That being said, we’re not exactly overly picky. If you can put sentences together in an intelligent format and are willing to post your stuff on our site, hell, we’ll give you a shot. And who knows, maybe some editor for a website that actually pays its staff will see your writing on our site and steal you away from us, showering you with money and free sex. Or whatever professional blog writers are paid these days.
Is there anything you can’t write about? There are a few things, yes. While we are a drunken, motley bunch, we still have some standards. For starters, no hate speech. If you are a ranting racist or bigot, feel free to post your stupidity somewhere else. Because you won’t post it here. Also, no sales pitches. We want interesting, entertaining blog posts. Not commercials. Finally, it has to be original. And it has to be yours.
So that’s pretty much it. Chances are, if you’re okay with all of the above information, and you still want to write for Die-Screaming…you will probably be given the opportunity. So how do you get started? Simple. Just fill out the form below and we’ll get back to you. It’s really that easy. So c’mon, give it a shot…
