Die-Screaming reviews the Wicked Sensual Care flavored lubes
Steak and Blowjob Day might be one of the greatest holidays ever conceived. Because it’s steak…and blowjobs. And while you don’t really need more than that in life, this year I had the opportunity to add another ingredient to the mix; Flavored lubes from Wicked Sensual Care.
I’ll say up front that I’m not the type of person who had ever really given much thought to what kind of lube I was using. And, honestly, I can’t even tell you that I’m a regular user of any lube. However, I can also honestly tell you that after trying a few of these things as part of my Steak & Blowjob Day 2017, I’m a believer.
Just as importantly, my wife loved the stuff even more than I did. So that’s a pretty big win for everyone involved.
About the Wicked Sensual Care flavored lubes…
The WSC line of lubricants come in seven different flavors; Candy Apple, Cherry Cordial, Cinnamon Bun, Mocha Java, Pomegranate, Salted Caramel and Vanilla Bean. Each of these come in either a 2oz (about $5/bottle) or 4oz (about $10/bottle) sized pump dispenser bottle.
Each of the lubes in this line are water-based, vegan friendly, PETA certified and paraben-free. This means that if these products were people, they would be better than you or I. Or at least me. Because I’m a mostly alcohol-based, animal eating asshole. And I don’t even know what the fuck a “paraben” is.
What I liked about the Wicked Sensual Care flavored lubricants…
Perhaps the biggest thing the WSC line of flavored lubes had going for them was that they were super high-quality. In my limited experience with other such products, I’ve always been turned off by how thick, sticky and messy they can be. Also, most of the stuff I’ve used smells like a chemical factory.
However, the stuff from Wicked isn’t like that. None of the ones I tried were at all sticky, didn’t feel gross and didn’t require me to vent the room for fear of passing out from the fumes. In fact, I would say that each of the four flavors that I experimented with (Mocha Java, Vanilla Bean, Pomegranate and Candy Apple) added to the experience in a good way.
And anything that can make a blowjob better is amazing, in my book.
What made them so cool was that trying the different flavors added a bit of fun for both my wife and I. It took things from the standard BJ experience (usually a once and done type thing) to her wanting to continue on in the name of trying different flavors.
Dudes; Anything that makes your man-junk more attractive to your lady is also amazing. And this did that.
I also liked the bottle design. They’re sleek, all-black and only dispense a little bit of the slippery stuff with each pump. Anyone who’s ever fumbled with a bottle of lube in the dark and accidentally squirted out way too much will understand why this is a good thing.
What I didn’t like about the Wicked Sensual Care flavored lubricants…
Overall, I was really impressed with the stuff. But if there was anything about the WSC lubes that I didn’t like, it was that I thought a few of the flavors (Salted Caramel, I’m looking at you) were maybe too sweet. And yes, I taste tested each of the flavors. Because my life in shambles and I now taste-test lube for my horrible porn blog.
But, yeah, wasn’t a fan of how sweet some of them were.
About the products used for this review…
All of the WSC flavored lubes used for this review were provided to me compliments of Wicked Sensual Care. The products were free, but I wasn’t paid to write any of this and under no obligation to write anything (good or bad) about them.
The bottom line…
The Wicked Sensual Care line of flavored lubricants is probably the highest-quality lube you’re likely to find. At least in my admittedly limited experience. They aren’t sticky or smelly and they actually taste pretty decent.