ZOMBIE PORN! Walking Dead Porn Parodies

A definitive list of the best Zombie Porn around

Zombies have been a pretty major part of both pop and geek culture for quite a long time.  From Night of the Living Dead to Michael Jackson’s Thriller to The Walking Dead, these undead killing machines have earned a massive fan following.  Everyone loves a good zombie movie.  And so it makes sense that there is a pretty healthy market for zombie porn.  With that in mind, I’ve decided to do the Internet a favor and assemble a list of some of the very best zombie porn films available.

Monster Tit Sex Zombies

Monster Tit Sex Zombies

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Wicked Pictures (2008)
Starring: Abbey Brooks, Evan Stone, Ricki White, June Summers, Lucky Benton, Nick Manning
Directed by Mark Stone

The zombies featured in Monster Tit Sex Zombies are probably closer to the Frankenstein style living dead monsters than the Walking Dead ones.  The story here is that a bunch of mad scientists decide to build “the perfect woman” in their laboratory.  Naturally, all of their creations are stunningly hot women who have uncontrollable sexual appetites.  And, of course, each of the women comes equipped with super huge boobs.  As a side note, this movie earns a fistbump for achieving arguably the most epic porn title of all time.

You probably already have a pretty good idea of exactly what Monster Tit Sex Zombies is about, but just in case, allow me to quote directly from the back of the DVD box…

Two zany doctors conspire to create the perfect woman in their laboratory. After complicated experiments with girl on girl, anal and a raunchy three-way, the doctors finally perfect their recipe for the dream date, a Monster Tit Sex Zombie! These over the top, bra busting babes will satisfy your double D desires! Just what the doctor ordered!

This movie should be in your movie collection if for no other reason than for you to be able to brag about owning a copy of something called Monster Tit Sex Zombies.

Porn of the Dead Blu-Ray

Porn of the Dead

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Loaded Digital (2005)
Starring: Hillary Scott, Nikki Jett,  Sierra Sin, Alec Knight, Dirty Harry, Rob Rotten
Directed by Rob Rotten

Porn of the Dead is arguably one of the very best fusions of porn and horror genres.  Far from a “pretty” adult film, Porn of the Dead comes loaded with a disgusting amount of gore, death, decomposing zombies, and twisted acts of necrophilia.  To make it even better, Porn of the Dead also features an original death metal soundtrack, some nifty special effects, and some relatively high-quality story telling.  Finally, the movie comes in Blu-Ray format, meaning everything I just mentioned is in HD.

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The official Porn of the Dead plot description goes something like this…

AVN Magazine says, “Director and performer Rob Rotten has given the porn audience something rather original: gritty, ugly, bloody zombie porn. It’s visually arresting, with effective theatrical lighting and visual effects added to age and distress the look of it. The original death metal soundtrack rocks, and the makeup is quite effective. The fucking is hot in that it’s highly energetic and angry, but the zombies and humans fucking while covered in blood and gore isn’t exactly pretty. There’s a humor and seriousness to it that walk hand in hand. And really, haven’t we all wanted to see, the girl bite his cock off and feast on his entrails while blood and meat spew forth?”

This really is one of the porn films that you need to see.

Night of the Giving Head

Night of the Giving Head

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Rodney Moore Pictures (2008)
Starring: Amber Rayne, Annie Cruz, Kaci Starr, Claire Dames, Samantha Sin, Christian XXX
Directed by Rodney Moore

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Night of the Giving Head is the zombie apocalypse movie that sees an army of sex hungry zombie women have horrific amount of hardcore sex.  Whatever your personal favorite sex act happens to be, there’s a pretty good chance it will be featured in this movie.  And all of it is all the raunchier because it involves zombies.  As proof of how sick this film is, it won the 2009 AVN Award for Most Outrageous Sex Scene thanks to a 10+ person gangbang scene.

Action Girls Soldiers of the Dead Part 1

Actiongirls: Soldiers of the Dead – Part 1

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Scotty JX Pictures (2007)
Starring: Susana Spears, Emily Kova, Adriana Zarcova
Directed by Scotty JX

Actiongirls: Soldiers of the Dead – Part 1 is – as you may have guessed – part of the Action Girls line of porn films by director Scotty JX.  Heavily influenced by the grindhouse sexploitation films of the 1970’s.  Those films often combined hardcore sex, Kung Fu, and slasher horror into one big mess.  Soldiers of the Dead is perhaps one of the best modern examples of the the sexploitation genre put together in recent memory.  Combining an action fueled story, lots of hardcore sex and violence, and some expert camera work, Actiongirls: Soldiers of the Dead is easily one of the more well received zombie porn films included in this list.

To give you an even better idea of what Soldiers of the Dead is all about, allow me to quote from the back of the DVD slipcase…

Based in the future, the world as we know it has been destroyed. The Actiongirls face a army of the dead lead by a evil terrorist queen that will stop at nothing til she destroys all of her boyfriend’s most prized female fighters. Alone and outnumbered the Actiongirls must battle Zarcova’s growing army of dead in a fight to the finish.

Cheesy and campy?  Absolutely.  Will you be slightly embarrassed at how much you enjoy watching it?  Yup.

I Can't Believe I Fucked a Zombie

I Can’t Believe I Fucked a Zombie

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Rodney Moore Pictures (2011)
Starring: Nikki Daniels, Caroline Pierce, Harper Leigh, Rachel O
Directed by Rodney Moore

I Can’t Believe I Fucked a Zombie is pretty straightforward.  It’s full of guys having lots and lots of sex with zombie girls.  You really don’t need to know any more than that because there really isn’t any more of a plot to it than that.  It’s directed by Rodney Moore – who also directed Night of the Giving Head – who happens to have more experience with zombie porn than a person should be allowed.  I mean, if you write and direct one zombie fuck film, that’s one thing.  However, if you direct multiple Walking Dead porn parodies, well, I stand and salute you, sir.

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Just in case you thought I was withholding something in terms of the plot, here’s the official plot as taken directly from the damn DVD case…

“Braaaaaaains.” I mean, “Peniiiiiiiiiiiis!” Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, it actually got better. These zombies have a weakness… they don’t like to eat meat, they like to suck it, savor it’s flavor, and even ride it deep and hard.

I Can’t Believe I Fucked a Zombie is just another example of why people love zombie porn so much; Because deep down, everyone wants to fuck a zombie at least once before they die.  Or is that just another one of those weird things exclusive to me that impedes my ability to maintain meaningful relationships?

Evil Head

Evil Head

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Burning Angel Entertainment (2012)
Starring: Joanna Angel, Dana DeArmond, Tommy Pistol, Veruca James, Danny Wylde
Directed by Doug Sakmann

You had to expect that there’d be at least one film on this list starring Joanna Angel, yes?  Evil Head is that film.  A parody of the classing Evil Dead film, this is a movie that is just lots and lots of fun to watch.  Additionally – with a cast that includes Joanna Angel, Tommy Pistol, and Danny Wylde, and Dana DeArmond – it also happens to feature some of the biggest name talent.

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The official plot summary for Evil Head reads something like this…

Four friends travel to an abandoned cabin in the woods for an exciting and romantic getaway. They discover the book of Necrocumicon and unknowingly turn everyone into flesh possessing demons! Wash Ash, Linda, Shelly, and Scotty unleash the unspeakable evil from the “Book Of The Head”. Evil Head brings you talking taxidermy, chainsaws demons and gangbang with possessed trees. It’s the pornographic remake you’ve been waiting for!

I am of the opinion that any porn film that features Joanna Angel is worth watching at least once.  And if you haven’t ever seen her in action, this would probably be a pretty good introduction to her talents.