Sarah Palin's mind is a complex mystery of clanking gears and broken parts.
There are many many things to be said about (former) Governor Sarah Palin. She’s hot, she’s retarded, she makes sandwiches with her feet, she may or may not believe that god speaks directly to her. This is just a short list of things that I have gathered, based mostly on hearing her speak, not something that is easy to do, I assure you. For some reason she begins to speak and my mind begins to wander…
Sarah Palin probably believes that…
-Democrats are Satan worshipers
-Every other country in the world wants to be America
-Mayonnaise is Un-American
-Democrats are Nazis
-Republicans are super heroes
-All good politicians wink at the camera
-God loves everyone
-God especially loves Sarah Palin
-God hates Democrats
-God hates gay people
-God hates brown people
-Democrats love mayonnaise
-God hates mayonnaise
-Democrats are murderers
-Glitter makes everything better
-Shiny things are distracting
-She is a TV star
-Mayonnaise doesn’t have a reality TV show
-Obama wants to kill your entire family
-If your twitter name doesn’t end in ‘USA’ you’re a communist
-Republicans are right about everything all the time
-ALL the time
More to follow every time she opens her mouth.
See also: Sarah Palin and the Massacre in Arizona
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