SOUTH PARK PORN! “Not South Park XXX” Porn Parody Announced [Update]

South Park porn parody on the way…

South Park XXX Porn Parody Announced

***Get your copy of Not South Park XXX HERE***

X-Play and director Will Ryder have announced that they are working on a live-action South Park porn parody.  The film, titled Not South Park XXX, will be released in January and will parody the hit Comedy Central show.  With its already wild sense of humor, raunchy language and subject matter, and a nothing-off-limits attitude, South Park is obviously fertile ground for a porn film.  Except  for the fact that the cartoon is about a bunch of children.  No worries, though.  Will Ryder has already said the film starts off with Kyle – one of the main characters in South Park – turning 18 years old.

As for what the South Park porn parody will be about, director Will Ryder offered few details but did give this high level overview…

Boobs, broads, banging and bewilderment will be in full bloom as Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny get a first-class sexual education that will knock their teeth out. There are unique challenges in bringing cartoon characters to life and getting them into situations that allow the free flow of sex, but we have a script that will allow this to happen in a very lively way.

South Park XXX - Katie Summers

Katie Summers has been cast in “Not South Park XXX”

So far, the only casting announcement has been the signing of Katie Summers.  As for what role she’ll be playing, that’s anyone’s guess at this point.  Will Ryder, who is one of the hottest directors in porn right now, already has some experience at turning a beloved cartoon television show and turning it into a feature length porn film, having directed The Flintstones XXX.  Perhaps the most interesting thing people will be looking forward to, though, is how Kenny will be killed and who will be the bastard who kills him.  With this being a hardcore porn movie, there’s any number of twisted ways he could meet his demise.

Aside from the above information, there really haven’t been a whole lot of details released about Not South Park XXX.  However, as more news is released about the South Park porn parody, I’ll be sure to keep everyone up to speed.

Update: 18 February 2013

Not South Park XXX Movie Poster

I came across a hardcore Not South Park XXX picture gallery that appears to be part of an official website for the movie.  Additionally, the site also featured a poster for the porn parody (above) that actually does a pretty good job of blending the real-life actors into the crudely animated town of South Park.  A shame the film isn’t in this format, really.

Boobs, broads, banging and bewilderment will be in full bloom as Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny get a first-class sexual education that will knock their teeth out.
Directed by: Will Ryder
Produced by: Will Ryder
Starring:
Anthony Rosano
Tommy Pistol
Kurt Lockwood
Dane Cross
Katie Summers
Allison Moore
Liv Aguillera
Hillary Scott
Aria Austin

Update: 15 March 2013 – Not South Park XXX trailer released, available for pre-order

Not South Park XXX is now available for pre-order through Adult DVD Empire (see link up top). So that’s exciting.  Additionally, Will Ryder and X-Play have also given us our best look yet at the new movie, releasing a kind-of safe for work (SFW) trailer for the porn parody on Youtube.  As you can see from the video above, it’s full of classic South Park stylings; funny banjo music, raunchy humor, and songs.  Also, Anthony Rosano seems to be able to do a very passable Cartman impression.

So far, 2013 is turning out to be a very busy year for director Will Ryder and his X-Play studio.  In addition to Not South Park XXX, Ryder also just released the latest chapter in his Brady Bunch porn parody series; Marcia Goes to College.  Additionally, the director is preparing to release Wizard of Oz XXX, which he says will be his most ambitious project to date.  That movie is expected to be released sometime in the next few months.

What are your thoughts on the new Not South Park XXX trailer?  Let know in the comments below.

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    ahahah I think I’ve heard of Katie Summers before (not in a porno)
    was she in Birdemic

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    Why.

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    There better be some gay in this, although I get the feeling there won’t be, which is really quite laughable, considering all the show’s super gay episodes.