Rick’s Cabaret in NYC just hosted a super-exclusive VIP party
And (I’m guessing) you weren’t invited. And neither was I. DAMNIT!
From the details I’ve heard, Rick’s Cabaret in New York City just hosted one hell of a party. Some super-rich dude showed up with a bunch of his super-rich friends and pretty much partied it up like there was tomorrow. Caviar. Expensive cigars. Fancy wines and champagne. And, obviously, a whole bunch of super-sexy strippers.
A bunch of dudes going out and having a super-good time at a high-end strip club is not news. And for those of you who read Die-Screaming on a regular basis, you know that I usually don’t write about such things. So why I then am I writing about this party that was just held at Rick’s Cabaret?
Because I wanted to highlight the fact that, all things considered, Rick’s Cabaret may just be the best strip club on the whole East Coast. And maybe even in all of ‘Murica.
A bold statement, no doubt. But listen to me when I say this, dudes; Rick’s Cabaret is a magical place. It’s a super-premium gentlemen’s club located in Manhattan that features three floors of insanity and over one-hundred naked, dancing girls each and every night.
It also houses it’s own full-menu steakhouse, employs an executive chef, VIP lounges, deluxe sky boxes, and there’s a garden/cigar bar located on the roof of the place. Also, Rick’s Cabaret is a publically traded company and listed on the damn NASDAQ. Finally, Playboy has named Rick’s Cabaret as the #1 gentlemen’s club in all of New York City.
I’m guessing that the local strip club in your city/town does not compare well to this description. And if someone at that club does try to sell you steak…run away.
As you can see from the pictures I’ve scattered all through this post, the ladies who work at Rick’s Cabaret all rank as “very friggin’ hot”. In fact, none of them look like the type of girls who would steal your beer and then throw up on you while attempting a lap dance. Not that such a thing has ever happened to me.
But it has.
I have yet to actually visit Rick’s Cabaret. Which is probably why I was weeping with jealousy and problem drinking while typing this up. Hopefully, I’ll get a chance to get up there at some point soon and when I’ll do I’ll be sure to post a full review of the steakhouse.
If any of you actually have been to Rick’s Cabaret, please be sure to tell me (and the rest of the Internet) all about it in the comments below. Because I (and the rest of the Internet) need such things in our lives.