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Pee-Wee Herman Porn Parody is About to Be a Thing

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Last updated: Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Tommy Pistol to star in Pee-Wee Herman’s XXX Adventure

Pee-Wee Herman Porn Parody

***Watch Pee-Wee’s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody HERE***

Vivid announced back in October that award-winning director B. Skow is planning on producing Pee-Wee Herman’s XXX Adventure: A Porn Parody for Vivid Entertainment.  To give you an idea of what to expect from this Pee-Wee porn parody, take a look at the trailer…

Tommy Pistol will play the lead role of Pee-Wee, Capri Anderson is his girlfriend and Evan Stone portrays the villain.

Tommy Pistol

How do you think I’ll look in grey with a red bow-tie?

Maybe in this version we could see the introduction of Montana  “Cowgirl Curtis” Fishburne, the daughter of actor Laurence Fishburne who played Cowboy Curtis back in the day on Pee-Wee’s Playhouse before he became a serious actor.

Cowboy Curtis

Say what??????

B. Skow has earned a reputation for the quality of his direction on films such as “Back Door to Chyna“, “The Condemned“, “The Incredible Hulk XXX: A Porn Parody“, and his “Brand New Faces” series.

Pee-Wee loves Dolly more than anything else in the world. Too bad she's a doll. But Pee-Wee doesn't want to admit it. To him she's as real as the bowtie around his neck, much to the chagrin of sex worker Lizzy, who longs for Pee-Wee as much as Pee-Wee lusts for Dolly. When Dolly is stolen by a mysterious bandit, Pee-Wee goes on a wild, madcap recovery mission, complete with ghost truckers, gangbanging bikers, and a porno director named Chorkle...only to find Dolly as a prop on a Lizzy porn set! Will Lizzy finally consummate her love for Pee-Wee? Is Pee-Wee really over Dolly? Will you bust a nut over the crazed 4-way interracial ass fuck, or Capri Anderson's awesome body? Hit play (as in playhouse) and find out.
Directed by: B. Skow
Produced by: B. Skow
Starring:
Tommy Pistol
Aiden Starr
Capri Anderson
Evan Stone
Jada Fire
Ron Jeremy
Tom Byron

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